The Vending Machine Game

[NickTranOwnz]

16milehig87's internal organs.
Bones are stuck in organs
*inserts coin*

The machine defecates on your hands

*inserts an "OAKLAND FADERS" coin*

[BigBroncLove]

The machine defecates on your hands

*inserts an "OAKLAND FADERS" coin*

An evil old leperchaun named Al Davis pops out of the machine, fires your father, trades your mother to the Vikings, and runs over your dog with his wheel chair.

*inserts coin

[NickTranOwnz]

An evil old leperchaun named Al Davis pops out of the machine, fires your father, trades your mother to the Vikings, and runs over your dog with his wheel chair.

*inserts coin

Peyton Manning pops out and audibles you to death.

*inserts a poster that says Broncos should have beat Pitts in AFC CG last season*

[LordPenguin]

Peyton Manning pops out and audibles you to death.

*inserts a poster that says Broncos should have beat Pitts in AFC CG last season*

gets out a penguin
*inserts a penguin*

[NickTranOwnz]

gets out a penguin
*inserts a penguin*

The penguin defecates in your hands.

*farts into the vending machine*

[*Atwater*]

The penguin defecates in your hands.

*farts into the vending machine*

Gets a Raiders Jersey.


*Inserts a Coin*

[NickTranOwnz]

Gets a Raiders Jersey.


*Inserts a Coin*

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww a Faders jersey.

You get an Andrew Walter Jersey.

*inserts the Faders jersey, but the machine spits it out*

Darn...

*inserts a dime*

[NickTranOwnz]

Eeeeewwwwwwwwww a Faders jersey.

You get an Andrew Walter Jersey.

*inserts the Faders jersey, but the machine spits it out*

Darn...

*inserts a dime*

*gets my dime back*

*inserts two dimes*