Welcome to the Cafe!

[Jaws]

I don't come around much on my days off....I am put to work at home living with 4 women. I need to get back to my actual Job in order to have anytime to get on here and play with you folks.

Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place

[BroncFanIN]

I've just eaten my evening meal but am quite happy to have lunch straight after it. I might avoid the Pig pizza though - I just can't imagine eating Reid somehow. So it's supreme for me I think.

I meant anything that was made from the pig...sausage,bacon,canadian b-b- (can't say it, cant say it!)

[watchthemiddle]

Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place

They sure do...my dog is even a female...

ITs fun though...those three little ones have daddy wrapped around their little fingers already.....I am such a sucker for cuties!!....

[BroncFanIN]

They sure do...my dog is even a female...

ITs fun though...those three little ones have daddy wrapped around their little fingers already.....I am such a sucker for cuties!!....

That's the way its supposed to be!

[BANJOPICKER1]

That's the way its supposed to be!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! if thats ok mammm??

[WhoDeyBengals]

Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

[watchthemiddle]

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Those are funny....good seeing you in the cafe WhoDey.

[Emancipator]

Children being born.

Is it true that boys mainly have girls and men have boys?

Where did that saying come from?

[WhoDeyBengals]

Those are funny....good seeing you in the cafe WhoDey.

Glad to be here. My "non-Bronco fan" status made me a little nervous about it at first, but they've mostly made me comfortable.

Although certain cafegoers look strangely intrigued when someone goes "baaaaaa."

[all DENVER]

well.. i'm glad it's friday...

Yea me too!

[BroncFanIN]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! if thats ok mammm??

[LordTrychon]

I think I'm going to go take a nap in my office now...

[BANJOPICKER1]

I think I'm going to go take a nap in my office now...

Whats new!

[Jewels]

Still can't sleep and I'm going to go and get that job now.
My resume is very pretty and I smell good.

I leave in 15 minutes.

[LordTrychon]

Still can't sleep and I'm going to go and get that job now.
My resume is very pretty and I smell good.

I leave in 15 minutes.

Best of luck, Jewels! Let us know how it goes!