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  • Originally posted by watchthemiddle
    I don't come around much on my days off....I am put to work at home living with 4 women. I need to get back to my actual Job in order to have anytime to get on here and play with you folks.
    Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place

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    • Originally posted by Jaws
      I've just eaten my evening meal but am quite happy to have lunch straight after it. I might avoid the Pig pizza though - I just can't imagine eating Reid somehow. So it's supreme for me I think.
      I meant anything that was made from the pig...sausage,bacon,canadian b-b- (can't say it, cant say it!)
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      • Originally posted by Jaws
        Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place

        They sure do...my dog is even a female...

        ITs fun though...those three little ones have daddy wrapped around their little fingers already.....I am such a sucker for cuties!!....

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        • Originally posted by watchthemiddle
          They sure do...my dog is even a female...

          ITs fun though...those three little ones have daddy wrapped around their little fingers already.....I am such a sucker for cuties!!....
          That's the way its supposed to be!
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          • Originally posted by BroncFanIN
            That's the way its supposed to be!
            NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! if thats ok mammm??
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            • Originally posted by Jaws
              Haha - girl power - keeping the men in place
              You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

              1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
              2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
              3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
              4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
              5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
              6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
              7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
              8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
              9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
              10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
              HEAR ME ROAR!
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              • Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals
                You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

                1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
                2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
                3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.
                4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.
                5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.
                6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.
                7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
                8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
                9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
                10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

                Those are funny....good seeing you in the cafe WhoDey.

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                • Children being born.

                  Is it true that boys mainly have girls and men have boys?

                  Where did that saying come from?
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                  • Originally posted by watchthemiddle
                    Those are funny....good seeing you in the cafe WhoDey.
                    Glad to be here. My "non-Bronco fan" status made me a little nervous about it at first, but they've mostly made me comfortable.

                    Although certain cafegoers look strangely intrigued when someone goes "baaaaaa."
                    HEAR ME ROAR!
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                    • Originally posted by T140
                      well.. i'm glad it's friday...
                      Yea me too!

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                      • Originally posted by BANJOPICKER1
                        NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! if thats ok mammm??
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                        • I think I'm going to go take a nap in my office now...
                          Thanks, Reid!
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                          • Originally posted by LordTrychon
                            I think I'm going to go take a nap in my office now...
                            Whats new!
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                            • Still can't sleep and I'm going to go and get that job now.
                              My resume is very pretty and I smell good.

                              I leave in 15 minutes.

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                              • Originally posted by Jewels
                                Still can't sleep and I'm going to go and get that job now.
                                My resume is very pretty and I smell good.

                                I leave in 15 minutes.
                                Best of luck, Jewels! Let us know how it goes!
                                Thanks, Reid!
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