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  • Originally posted by topscribe
    Well, I hate to leave without a second cup of that good coffee, but I have much to do.

    Talk atcha later!

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    Later, TS!

    Originally posted by 970BroncoFan
    Hello Everyone.
    Hello, 970!
    Thanks, Reid!
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    • A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
      you give me condom?"
      My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

      The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out,
      he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
      She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
      and I think she expects something from me too."
      The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he
      turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and
      since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
      During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
      left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets
      there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this
      dinner... thank you for all you give us...!"

      A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
      kindness..."

      Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.
      The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than
      the others.
      She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were
      so religious!!!"

      The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!"
      Thanks for the Sig "rjent"sigpic

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      • Originally posted by Jaws
        I'll sort him out later - send him to bed without any supper!

        Props to LT and Snk for standing firm and not serving the bad dolphin any shark sarnies!
        Humans/Sharks rule! Dolphins can suck it!





        *to paraphrase PVP ONline comic*
        President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




        formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
        I adopted Skywalker

        I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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        • Wahh......

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          • Originally posted by Invesco
            Wahh......
            What?

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            President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




            formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
            I adopted Skywalker

            I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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            • Good evening.......

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              • Originally posted by alwilson91
                Good evening.......
                Good evening al kida slow today.
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                Thanks Blondie for the Sig

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                • Originally posted by 970BroncoFan
                  Good evening al kida slow today.
                  Yup, I noticed, maybe you need some music in here or something!

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                  • Originally posted by alwilson91
                    Yup, I noticed, maybe you need some music in here or something!
                    Yeah maybe you colud sing for us.
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                    Thanks Blondie for the Sig

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                    • Originally posted by 970BroncoFan
                      Yeah maybe you colud sing for us.
                      Somewhere, beyond the sea, somewhere waiting for me, my lover stands on golden saaaaaands. And watch as the ships.....

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                      • I think there's actually some decent conversations going on so people are spending time in GD
                        President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




                        formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
                        I adopted Skywalker

                        I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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                        • Originally posted by Kapaibro
                          I think there's actually some decent conversations going on so people are spending time in GD
                          Mostly CBA talk and abraham trade rumors.....

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                          • Greetings everyone


                            Originally posted by Kapaibro
                            Humans/Sharks rule! Dolphins can suck it!





                            *to paraphrase PVP ONline comic*
                            Hehe, that's the dolphin put firmly in place!

                            I'll have a non dolphin friendly tuna sandwich please

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                            • Originally posted by Snk16
                              Depends on how many people want to join, I'll organize it, you work on your jokes, I WANT TO LAUGH!

                              ok cool thanks




                              I'll find all my jokes
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                              • Originally posted by Jaws
                                Greetings everyone




                                Hehe, that's the dolphin put firmly in place!

                                I'll have a non dolphin friendly tuna sandwich please
                                One Tuna sandwich coming up, with a side order of Flipper salad!

                                That's a quote from PVP comic, where the guy goes onto the PETA board, and trolls!
                                President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




                                formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
                                I adopted Skywalker

                                I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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