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  • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
    okay... then you're not welcome to the cafe, Beast!
    That's all I've ever wanted *sniff sniff*

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    • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
      That's all I've ever wanted *sniff sniff*
      you know I'm here for you, dog! *pounds chest*

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      • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
        you know I'm here for you, dog! *pounds chest*

        Sorry I'm not interested in mating with a gorilla.

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        • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
          Man I remember those days.... I used to go when I was in the Air Force. I was up in Canada for an exercise one time and a bunch of us AF guys were there, all from 20-35 years old. We had 3 teams and just kept rotating around and playing full court. Suddenly these teen age kids (around 17-18) show up and wanted to play with us. The must have been on the local HS team because they all thought they were pretty badass and were full of themselves, all dressed in their expensive bball out fits.

          Now keep in mind that I'm not very agile, but play pretty damn hard. "They called me 'hammer' when I was in HS because if I fouled you, there wasn't any questions about it. Anyway, I end up covering this kid who could really handle the ball and was faster than I was.... lucky for me he couldn't shoot from outside and he thought he was a guard.

          I kept playing way off of him because he was much faster, and he kept bombing 3s and brickin 'em

          At one point one of my teammates goes, "get up on him, we got your back" and I said, it's okay, let him shoot, he can't make anything from there.

          Of course this pissed the kid off and he just had to prove me wrong..... he kept shooting and bricking.

          Anyway that started a load of smack talk. About 5 mins later (the HSer's were getting their asses handed to them, partly because this kid kept shooting from outside) he sucker punches me during a scramble for a loose ball.

          Everyone broke us up before I could retaliate, but I overheard one of my buddies say, "Look son, you're palying with men here, not your little HS buddies, so you just better watch it!"
          That's good stuff.

          I might have to start calling you the HAMMER!!!!!

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          • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
            Sorry I'm not interested in mating with a gorilla.
            really? I heard you were Bolt-Man's favorite poster!!

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            • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
              really? I heard you were Bolt-Man's favorite poster!!

              I have no witty comeback for this other than that I am not responsible for his child.

              And you though you had me.

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              • Originally posted by B4Bronco6 View Post
                That's good stuff.

                I might have to start calling you the HAMMER!!!!!
                I had more than one buddy end up bruised and skinned. One even ended up with a bloody nose!! (although it was kind of his own fault!)

                We almost got into a fight over that one!!!

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                • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
                  I have no witty comeback for this other than that I am not responsible for his child.

                  And you though you had me.

                  That's not what he's telling everyone!!

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                  • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
                    That's not what he's telling everyone!!

                    Well I donate at sperm banks. I guess he bought some.

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                    • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
                      Well I donate at sperm banks. I guess he bought some.

                      It's your story, you can tell it anyway you want!!

                      (Id be telling it that way to, if it were me!!) :thumb:

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                      • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
                        It's your story, you can tell it anyway you want!!

                        (Id be telling it that way to, if it were me!!) :thumb:
                        His wife is a baboon I don't swing with baboons. Now if she was a howler monkey then that claim might be reasonable.

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                        • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
                          His wife is a baboon I don't swing with baboons. Now if she was a howler monkey then that claim might be reasonable.
                          Hmmm.... I'm more of a 'golden lion marmoset' guy myself!

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                          • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
                            Hmmm.... I'm more of a 'golden lion marmoset' guy myself!
                            Well I do like Lions. The guy gets to sit and rest all day and the wife does gets all the food. Yeah that's the life. To bad I'm a shark.

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                            • Originally posted by beastlyskronk View Post
                              Well I do like Lions. The guy gets to sit and rest all day and the wife does gets all the food. Yeah that's the life. To bad I'm a shark.
                              that kinda sucks.... always on the move.... if you stop you die!!! *sighs* cest la vie!

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                              • Originally posted by jetrazor74 View Post
                                that kinda sucks.... always on the move.... if you stop you die!!! *sighs* cest la vie!
                                It's easy I just wag my tail like a dog.

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