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    At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
    brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's
    conference.

    Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'straylya, we make
    the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate!"

    Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
    finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Budweiser!"

    Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give
    me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers, danke."

    Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya gie me a
    doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

    The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
    over their faces.

    Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

    Paddy replies: "Well, if ya pansies arent drinkin', then
    neither am I".
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    Bit early in the morning for


    Nice one
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    • #3
      haha pretty good....Just not enough cursing for an Irish drinking joke..

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Southstander
        At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
        brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's
        conference.

        Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'straylya, we make
        the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate!"

        Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
        finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Budweiser!"

        Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give
        me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers, danke."

        Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya gie me a
        doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

        The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
        over their faces.

        Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

        Paddy replies: "Well, if ya pansies arent drinkin', then
        neither am I".
        That's awesome!
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Southstander
          At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEO's of various
          brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the day's
          conference.

          Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the barman: "In 'straylya, we make
          the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a Bladdy Fosters, mate!"

          Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
          finest beers of the world, and I make the King of them all, gimme a Budweiser!"

          Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, verdammt. Give
          me ein Becks, ja ist der real King of beers, danke."

          Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya gie me a
          doyet coke wid ice and lemon. Tanks."

          The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all
          over their faces.

          Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"

          Paddy replies: "Well, if ya pansies arent drinkin', then
          neither am I".




          The german is pretty bad, but its a funny joke.


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          • #6
            No Australian in his right, or left, mind would drink Fosters. More Fosters is sold outside of Australia than is ever sold in.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by alan
              haha pretty good....Just not enough cursing for an Irish drinking joke..

              There was, but do to the COC I had to edit it
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