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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Innovative

    2. Preliminary

    3. Proliferation

    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Specificity

    2. British Constitution

    3. Passive-aggressive disorder

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

    2. Nope, no more beer for me.

    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

    4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

    5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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  • #2
    Well I wouldn't know about any of this at all.

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    • #3
      ROFLMAO this is great Alan.
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      • #4
        You ought to try typing the word vodka after drinking a bottle of the stuff!

        For some reason, it keeps coming out vodak!

        Oh, and playing Need for Speed is tricky too! It's true, you shouldn't drink and drive, even in a virtual world!
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        • #5
          we make fun of my friend all the time because he cant talk worth crap. he has trouble saying: cinnamon synonym aluminum and permanent its freakin hilarious making fun of him for it.
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          • #6
            My friend says hair like air and horse like hosse

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            • #7
              Originally posted by tpryce93
              we make fun of my friend all the time because he cant talk worth crap. he has trouble saying: cinnamon synonym aluminum and permanent its freakin hilarious making fun of him for it.
              he also cant say dang it. it comes out like dane it and he cant say thong either. he says thon
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              • #8
                Originally posted by tpryce93
                he also cant say dang it. it comes out like dane it and he cant say thong either. he says thon
                Quoting yourself huh?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SM19
                  After a bottle of vodka, I imagine you'd be hard pressed to type most words.
                  Well, my best friend and I were knocking it back, and then we thought(as you do when you're drunk) that it would be a good idea to go online and talk to our friends!

                  Our friends were scared!

                  And it was Absolut, so not the cheap stuff!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by alan
                    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

                    1. Innovative

                    2. Preliminary

                    3. Proliferation

                    4. Cinnamon

                    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

                    1. Specificity

                    2. British Constitution

                    3. Passive-aggressive disorder

                    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

                    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

                    2. Nope, no more beer for me.

                    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

                    4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

                    5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

                    I've witnessed some friends how had problems with the last 5.
                    By the way Alan, what do you know about this stuff? Stay away from drinking. That's the last time I'm telling you little brother.
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Emancipator
                      I've witnessed some friends how had problems with the last 5.
                      By the way Alan, what do you know about this stuff? Stay away from drinking. That's the last time I'm telling you little brother.

                      O of course bro..i will
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                      • #12
                        Me neither lol only 13.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Emancipator
                          I've witnessed some friends how had problems with the last 5.
                          By the way Alan, what do you know about this stuff? Stay away from drinking. That's the last time I'm telling you little brother.
                          yeah same here. there's this high school kid here had a pretty good future ahead of him until he screwed it up and got drunk and ended up having a kid.
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                          We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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                          • #14
                            Out of all those things there is one word that is about impossible to say when drunk:

                            NO

                            Especially when dealing with a woman
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