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    "I went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast at any time'.
    So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." (steven wright)


    "I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal.
    I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes." (Marc Desuagiers)


    "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" (Charles De Gaulle)


    "Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !"


    "Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'."


    "I love animals... they're delicious."


    "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?"


    "Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.


    "They say the further along you get in life, the more you focus on matters of the self. I must agree: In high school, my big dream was to get in the pants of each and every cheerleader — now my big dream is to get back in the pants I wore in high school." — Carl Knorr.


    "It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond.


    "Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??"


    "Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."


    "The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin.


    "Attention to health is life greatest hindrance." — Plato (427-347 B.C.)


    "An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.


    "If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry ?"

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    --- "Give me a fish and I eat for a day. Teach me to fish and I eat for a lifetime."

    --- Chinese Proverb



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    May God Bless all men and women of our Armed Forces, past and present
    The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing
    http://www.navyjack.info/history.html
    My Adopted Bronco is #95 Derek Wolfe

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    • #3
      --- Sorry Jaws, looks like i killed your thread ---

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      May God Bless all men and women of our Armed Forces, past and present
      The Only Thing Necessary For The Triumph Of Evil Is For Good Men To Do Nothing
      http://www.navyjack.info/history.html
      My Adopted Bronco is #95 Derek Wolfe

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      • #4
        Even the dog wont eat this @$#%.- Chevy Chase
        Thanks for the Sig "rjent"sigpic

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        • #5
          "I love babies, I just can't eat a whole one in one sitting!"
          President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




          formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
          I adopted Skywalker

          I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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          • #6
            Homer: Oh, I like food alright ...:singing:
            I like pizza, I like bagels,
            I like hot gods with mustard and beer
            Editor: I get the picture
            Homer: :continues singing:
            I'll eat eggplant,
            I could even eat a baby deer
            La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
            Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?

            "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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            • #7
              "An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.
              If you eat take-out on a regular basis, you consume an average of 15 pubic hairs annually.

              Not a bad average given the cleanliness of most take out/fast food places but disgusting none-the-less.......

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