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"I went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." (steven wright)
"I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal.
I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes." (Marc Desuagiers)
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" (Charles De Gaulle)
"Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !"
"Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'."
"I love animals... they're delicious."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?"
"Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.
"They say the further along you get in life, the more you focus on matters of the self. I must agree: In high school, my big dream was to get in the pants of each and every cheerleader — now my big dream is to get back in the pants I wore in high school." — Carl Knorr.
"It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond.
"Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??"
"Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
"The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin.
"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance." — Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.
"If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry ?"
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." (steven wright)
"I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal.
I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes." (Marc Desuagiers)
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" (Charles De Gaulle)
"Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !"
"Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'."
"I love animals... they're delicious."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?"
"Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.
"They say the further along you get in life, the more you focus on matters of the self. I must agree: In high school, my big dream was to get in the pants of each and every cheerleader — now my big dream is to get back in the pants I wore in high school." — Carl Knorr.
"It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond.
"Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??"
"Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."
"The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin.
"Attention to health is life greatest hindrance." — Plato (427-347 B.C.)
"An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.
"If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry ?"
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