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  • Reidman
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    "An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.
    If you eat take-out on a regular basis, you consume an average of 15 pubic hairs annually.

    Not a bad average given the cleanliness of most take out/fast food places but disgusting none-the-less.......

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  • NJBRONCOSFAN
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    Homer: Oh, I like food alright ...:singing:
    I like pizza, I like bagels,
    I like hot gods with mustard and beer
    Editor: I get the picture
    Homer: :continues singing:
    I'll eat eggplant,
    I could even eat a baby deer
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
    Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?

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  • Kapaibro
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    "I love babies, I just can't eat a whole one in one sitting!"

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  • 16milehigh87
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    Even the dog wont eat this @$#%.- Chevy Chase

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  • AZ Snake Fan
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    --- Sorry Jaws, looks like i killed your thread ---

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  • AZ Snake Fan
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    --- "Give me a fish and I eat for a day. Teach me to fish and I eat for a lifetime."

    --- Chinese Proverb



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  • Jaws
    started a topic Food Quotes

    Food Quotes

    "I went to a restaurant that serves 'Breakfast at any time'.
    So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance." (steven wright)


    "I pray that death may strike me in the middle of a large meal.
    I wish to be buried under the tablecloth between four large dishes." (Marc Desuagiers)


    "How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?" (Charles De Gaulle)


    "Japanese say Americans are lazy. HA!! At least we cook our fish !"


    "Sushi /n./ Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'."


    "I love animals... they're delicious."


    "If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?"


    "Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.


    "They say the further along you get in life, the more you focus on matters of the self. I must agree: In high school, my big dream was to get in the pants of each and every cheerleader — now my big dream is to get back in the pants I wore in high school." — Carl Knorr.


    "It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond.


    "Can it be a mistake that STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards ??"


    "Ham and eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig."


    "The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." — Calvin Trillin.


    "Attention to health is life greatest hindrance." — Plato (427-347 B.C.)


    "An average of two rodent hairs per one hundred grams of peanut butter is allowed." — No. 20. FDA Government guidelines.


    "If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry ?"
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