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  • #16
    Originally posted by Invesco
    Someone calls, "You Are Gay" to me.


    I reply, "You Just Wish I Was" .


    *giggle*
    Great story.

    "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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    • #17
      Dagnabbit, having a hard time remembering them. I can remember what I said, but not why I said it.!


      Oh, this one time, I'm out dancing with my friends and this guy came up to us and took of his shirt(trying to be 'The Man'). I dropped to my knees and started laughing hysterically!
      President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




      formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
      I adopted Skywalker

      I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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      • #18
        Someone says "E-t me"

        reply "I don't eat leftovers"
        Yep, It's a party :dance:




        Sigs by me

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        • #19
          Ride home with team after a baseball game.

          We drove by a powerplant

          Friend:" I think its inactive"

          Me:" Ya kinda like your sex life"


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          DROY

          Mile High Manning Fivehead Bandwagon #98

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          • #20
            Someone asked me, "Who pushed your button?"

            I replied "I'm voice activated"
            President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




            formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
            I adopted Skywalker

            I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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            • #21
              http://forums.denverbroncos.com/showthread.php?t=45393

              This is one of my favorite Broncomania comebacks. Read the first post (of the Raider fan) and then read my second post in the thread



              :salute:

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              • #22
                heres one of my favs, it started cause of my sig at the time:
                -sig found here-

                http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=33

                props from KCLadyFan (i knew you were cool way back then)

                http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=64
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                • #23
                  Well, being nearly 6' 6", I get a lot of standard questions. One is really archaic, but I still get it: "HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE?"

                  I have an assortment of answers, such as:

                  "The last time someone asked me that, I spit on him and told him it was raining."

                  -or-

                  "There's a phone in my ***. Why don't you call up and find out?"

                  Little thinks like that.

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                  • #24
                    Lent. Not Lint.

                    The only thing you can give up for Lint is having pocket fuzz. And just maybe those random balls of fuzz in your socks.

                    Good grief.

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                    • #25
                      I can't think of any great ones I've used....

                      But anytime somebody calls me a Smartass (seems to happen a lot )

                      I reply "I'd rather be a smartass than a dumb one"
                      Thanks, Reid!
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                      • #26
                        The jerkstore called...

                        "The Gagne T-shirt jersey comes with a complimentary can of gasoline and a set of matches."

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by ClevelandBronco
                          Lent. Not Lint.

                          The only thing you can give up for Lint is having pocket fuzz. And just maybe those random balls of fuzz in your socks.

                          Good grief.
                          Could easily have been a typo, especially between the "e" and the "i".

                          That happens. It has happened to me.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by topscribe
                            Could easily have been a typo, especially between the "e" and the "i".

                            That happens. It has happened to me.

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                            I see, that would be because they are like, what, only five keys apart and generally struck by the complete other hand?

                            Or maybe you have extremely large fingers...

                            Or maybe the OP really gave up spelling and grammar for the Lenten Season.

                            This could be fun... maybe it should get moved to the smack forum.


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                            • #29
                              Usually my fist acts as my comeback!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by LawDog
                                I see, that would be because they are like, what, only five keys apart and generally struck by the complete other hand?

                                Or maybe you have extremely large fingers...

                                Or maybe the OP really gave up spelling and grammar for the Lenten Season.

                                This could be fun... maybe it should get moved to the smack forum.
                                Nope, no smack.

                                But understand that both the "i" and the "e" are struck by the middle finger of either hand (that is, for the true typist, as opposed to the "hunt and peck" method). So it is common to find one in the place of the other in a rough draft.

                                Anyway, et can bi so iasy tw dw.

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