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  • #31
    Originally posted by alwilson91
    Usually my fist acts as my comeback!
    Are you allowed outgoing phone calls where you often stay?

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    • #32
      Originally posted by topscribe
      Nope, no smack.

      But understand that both the "i" and the "e" are struck by the middle finger of either hand (that is, for the true typist, as opposed to the "hunt and peck" method). So it is common to find one in the place of the other in a rough draft.

      Anyway, et can bi so iasy tw dw.

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      Some sort of digit/carpal dyslexia I suppose...


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      • #33
        If someone calls me a b'artch I usually say "Woof"
        President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




        formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
        I adopted Skywalker

        I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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        • #34
          "This is an 'A' and 'B' conversation. You're 'C.'"

          Yeah? Well, I know 'D' and 'E' and they'll 'F' you up 'G.'
          A proponent of Denver drafting Cutler since 10/05.

          So naturally, my Adopt-A-Bronco is Jay Cutler!

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          • #35
            "What's that?"

            "Your face!"

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            • #36
              Originally posted by topscribe
              Nope, no smack.

              But understand that both the "i" and the "e" are struck by the middle finger of either hand (that is, for the true typist, as opposed to the "hunt and peck" method). So it is common to find one in the place of the other in a rough draft.

              Anyway, et can bi so iasy tw dw.

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              hunt and peck method....
              Tony G


              The Chefs

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              • #37
                Originally posted by silver_black
                heres one of my favs, it started cause of my sig at the time:
                -sig found here-

                http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=33

                props from KCLadyFan (i knew you were cool way back then)

                http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=64

                Thanks Silver for posting this....I had forgotten about it....made me laugh again...
                tried to send a CP for you but am all out...will get you next time....
                Tony G


                The Chefs

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                • #38
                  Doesn't work in church though

                  I ask them "how's your head ?

                  They say "good"

                  I say "great, gimme some"

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Superchop7
                    I ask them "how's your head ?

                    They say "good"

                    I say "great, gimme some"
                    Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

                    That's sharp!
                    President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




                    formerly Officially Adopted by saltybuggah
                    I adopted Skywalker

                    I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
                      The jerkstore called...
                      LOL! Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Bronco51
                        LOL! Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!

                        Your wife wants her shirt back

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                        • #42
                          I just say the same thing every time......

                          "You're such a poo-poo head!"

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by alwilson91
                            Usually my fist acts as my comeback!
                            grrrr angry alwilson91
                            the space that is mine



                            We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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                            • #44
                              here is something my dad use to say to my mom

                              they were a funny couple with dad teasing mom quite a bit

                              and sometimes she would get irriated and tell dad to kiss her a$$

                              and dad would say...mark off a spot....your all a$$....

                              it was funny to hear my dad say it...................
                              Tony G


                              The Chefs

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                              • #45
                                when i played football my team was pretty bad (despite having me on it ) and as anyone that takes the smack to the field knows, 'scoreboard' is the unbeatable comeback.

                                we were playing the second best team in the league and they were spanking us and eventually the 'scoreboard' got pointed out to me. my great comeback: big deal, okanagon had us down by 28 already!

                                doesnt sound like much on the board, but it was a classic!



                                another good one was this guy was yapping non-stop. he was pretty buff above the belt, but had little spindly legs so i asked him if he could walk up stairs with those calfs or did he need to use the escalator.

                                comebacks are so much better in real time....
                                "Philosophers have hitherto merely interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it."--Karl Marx


                                "And I tell you this, that you must give an account on judgement day of every idle word you speak. The words you say now reflect your fate then; either you will be justified by them or you will be condemned."--Jesus Christ




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