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  • arapaho
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    you might think your hot sh.t on a silver platter








    but all you are is a cold turd on a paper plate






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  • Kapaibro
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    One of the guys I worked with at Pacific Poker got this American guy who couldn't understand his accent. The guy wanted to speak to someone who spoke English, and this guy said "Well sir, I was born and raised in England, so you won't get more English speaking than that!"

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  • Denver Native
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    This was not my comeback, but a fellow female buyer who sat behind me. One day she was talking with a man at a company in NY. She kept trying to convey to him what she wanted to purchase. After she hung up, rather quickly, she explained to me during the conversation that the man said to her "is there a man there that I can talk to, and she said to him - "well, is there a man there that I can talk to".

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  • Kapaibro
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    This spaz was hitting on me, and then asked if I minded him getting fresh with me.
    I said
    "Fresh? Yeah, you're fresher than month old milk"

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  • bcbronc
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    when i played football my team was pretty bad (despite having me on it ) and as anyone that takes the smack to the field knows, 'scoreboard' is the unbeatable comeback.

    we were playing the second best team in the league and they were spanking us and eventually the 'scoreboard' got pointed out to me. my great comeback: big deal, okanagon had us down by 28 already!

    doesnt sound like much on the board, but it was a classic!



    another good one was this guy was yapping non-stop. he was pretty buff above the belt, but had little spindly legs so i asked him if he could walk up stairs with those calfs or did he need to use the escalator.

    comebacks are so much better in real time....

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  • KCLadyFan
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    here is something my dad use to say to my mom

    they were a funny couple with dad teasing mom quite a bit

    and sometimes she would get irriated and tell dad to kiss her a$$

    and dad would say...mark off a spot....your all a$$....

    it was funny to hear my dad say it...................

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  • tpryce93
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    Originally posted by alwilson91
    Usually my fist acts as my comeback!
    grrrr angry alwilson91

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  • Reidman
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    I just say the same thing every time......

    "You're such a poo-poo head!"

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  • watchthemiddle
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    Originally posted by Bronco51
    LOL! Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!

    Your wife wants her shirt back

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  • Bronco51
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    Originally posted by NJBRONCOSFAN
    The jerkstore called...
    LOL! Oh yeah, well I slept with your wife!

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  • Kapaibro
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    Originally posted by Superchop7
    I ask them "how's your head ?

    They say "good"

    I say "great, gimme some"
    Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

    That's sharp!

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  • Superchop7
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    Doesn't work in church though

    I ask them "how's your head ?

    They say "good"

    I say "great, gimme some"

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  • KCLadyFan
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    Originally posted by silver_black
    heres one of my favs, it started cause of my sig at the time:
    -sig found here-

    http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=33

    props from KCLadyFan (i knew you were cool way back then)

    http://forums.denverbroncos.com/show...1&postcount=64

    Thanks Silver for posting this....I had forgotten about it....made me laugh again...
    tried to send a CP for you but am all out...will get you next time....

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  • KCLadyFan
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    Originally posted by topscribe
    Nope, no smack.

    But understand that both the "i" and the "e" are struck by the middle finger of either hand (that is, for the true typist, as opposed to the "hunt and peck" method). So it is common to find one in the place of the other in a rough draft.

    Anyway, et can bi so iasy tw dw.

    -----

    hunt and peck method....

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  • xX-Bronco-Xx
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    "What's that?"

    "Your face!"

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