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    "Evian is 'naive' backwards."


    "Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time."


    "Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question."


    "Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." — W. C. Fields.


    "I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff."


    "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."


    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." — Henny Youngman.


    "Intoxicated /adj./ When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it."


    "I was drowning my sorrows but they learned to swim."


    "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." — Dean Martin.


    "If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." — Clement Freud.


    "If drinking is evil, then why did Jesus turn water to wine ?"


    "Drink Beer ! It removes unsightly flab and wrinkles ! (on the person you're looking at, if you drink enough of it)"


    "To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group."


    "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." — Alex Levine.

  • #2
    I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings!

    Thank God we had the car, because I'm too drunk to walk!
    HEAR ME ROAR!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals
      Thank God we had the car, because I'm too drunk to walk!
      That's a new one for me!
      Thanks, Reid!
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      • #4


        Those are great, Jaws. <----- Beer
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        • #5
          Originally posted by LordTrychon
          That's a new one for me!
          Sadly, that one was a true story. My best friend from high school's dad came stumbling in one night, and that's the first thing that came out of his mouth.

          Thankfully, he made it home safe, and my friend made him feel very bad about it the next day.
          HEAR ME ROAR!
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          • #6
            i dislike your evian comment. evian rules
            the space that is mine



            We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jaws
              "Evian is 'naive' backwards."


              "Time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time."


              "Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question."


              "Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." — W. C. Fields.


              "I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff."


              "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."


              "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." — Henny Youngman.


              "Intoxicated /adj./ When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it."


              "I was drowning my sorrows but they learned to swim."


              "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." — Dean Martin.


              "If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." — Clement Freud.


              "If drinking is evil, then why did Jesus turn water to wine ?"


              "Drink Beer ! It removes unsightly flab and wrinkles ! (on the person you're looking at, if you drink enough of it)"


              "To some it's a six pack, to me it's a support group."


              "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat." — Alex Levine.

              I love that quote! It's one of my all-time favs!
              President of the GPA, Head of Mainland Europe Chapter




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              I adopted Skywalker

              I have been adopted by Chris Wade

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              • #8
                You forgot the best one Jaws............

                Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder!!

                I'll drink to that.......

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