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  • Philosophic Questions

    Ponder these questions when you don't want to think about important stuff!

    If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

    Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

    What do chickens think we taste like?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

    Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

    Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

    Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

    Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

    Why is a bra singular and panties plural?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

    If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

    If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

    If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

    Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

    If aspirins are always "Take Two," why not increase the size of ONE?
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  • #2
    God soo many questions, hurts brain. lol
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    Broncs All the Way Baby!

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    • #3
      What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
      ROTFL........

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      • #4
        I have another question


        why is yawning contagious???
        the space that is mine



        We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by tpryce93
          I have another question


          why is yawning contagious???

          good question.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by tpryce93
            I have another question


            why is yawning contagious???

            You want to know if a woman is checking you out from across the room?...just do a fake yawn...then when she yawns you will know she is checking you out...

            Same trick can be used from a womans perspective.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by watchthemiddle
              You want to know if a woman is checking you out from across the room?...just do a fake yawn...then when she yawns you will know she is checking you out...

              Same trick can be used from a womans perspective.
              now that's good advice. better then the stuff i got from TDK
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              We miss 'ya brother dime. We know your up there jamming with Cliff and Chuck. Stay metal :salute: :rockon:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by tpryce93
                now that's good advice. better then the stuff i got from TDK

                Yeah, maybe I will post that in his girls saying yes thread......LOL

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