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  • Guys ever suffer through any of these....

    Worst turn downs for guys....

    HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

    HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

    HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
    SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

    HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
    SHE: I must've been given your share.

    HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

    HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
    SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

    HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
    SHE: Okay, get out.

    HE: I think I could make you very happy.
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

    HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

    HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

    HE: Shall we go see a movie?
    SHE: I've already seen it.

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Hiding from you.

    HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
    SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

    HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

    HE: So, what do you do for a living?
    SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

    HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
    SHE: Do not enter.

    HE: Your body is like a temple.
    SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

    HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
    SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

    HE: Where have you been all my life?
    SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams

    HE: Hi there!! Am I turnin you on?
    SHE: Yes, Yes you are.... To other men
    SPORT IS LIKE PHOTOGRAPHY,...IF YOU DONT FOCUS,YOU JUST GET NEGATIVES



    Born-1990
    Got ipod- 2004




    Oh! this one time i saw a blimp!

  • #2
    Can't say that I have....those are funny though.

    Actually, I did get originally turned down by my wife when I asked her if I could buy her a beer and in front of her was an entire bucket....

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    • #3
      I'm 16 so not yet, but I'm sure it's coming.
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      • #4
        You know if you just smile, stay loose and be yourself most women wont turn you down.
        A simple smile followed by a hello always works for me. Ive never really believen lines so Ive really never used them, not to my knowledge anyway.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by watchthemiddle
          Can't say that I have....those are funny though.

          Actually, I did get originally turned down by my wife when I asked her if I could buy her a beer and in front of her was an entire bucket....
          Dufus..............

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Reidman
            Dufus..............

            hey, I stil got the chick.....so I got the last laugh...

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            • #7
              Originally posted by watchthemiddle
              hey, I stil got the chick.....so I got the last laugh...
              Touche!

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              • #8
                I went up to this girl during lunch just to be funny and got really dissed.

                Me: Wow your hot.

                Girl: Your not.





                Yeah that girl was a friend of mine and she did it to be funny but that sort of sucked lol.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by xX-Bronco-Xx
                  I went up to this girl during lunch just to be funny and got really dissed.

                  Me: Wow your hot.

                  Girl: Your not.





                  Yeah that girl was a friend of mine and she did it to be funny but that sort of sucked lol.
                  That's ok, doesn't really count if it's a friend I don't think.......??
                  Were you trying to be more than friends or what..?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Reidman
                    That's ok, doesn't really count if it's a friend I don't think.......??
                    Were you trying to be more than friends or what..?
                    Lol no I acted like one of those arrogant people who thinks they can get anything to be funny lol.

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