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  • #46
    Originally posted by arapaho
    feel free to use these at will in your posts

    1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

    2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to

    3. How about never? Is never good for you?

    4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in

    5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my

    6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

    7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

    8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

    9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're

    10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

    11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

    12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

    13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.

    14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

    15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

    16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point

    17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

    18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely

    19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

    20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

    21. Congratulations, you have officially earned the "Dumber Than a Box
    Rocks Award."

    22. You know the acronym behind your name won't keep me from kicking
    ass in the parking lot.

    23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

    24. Do I look like a people person?

    25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

    26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it.

    27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

    28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

    29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

    30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

    31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

    33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

    34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

    35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

    36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

    37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

    38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.

    39. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
    I use these on a regular basis especially in GD, what's the big deal..........


    • #47
      Originally posted by Reidman
      I use these on a regular basis especially in GD, what's the big deal..........

      who said it was a big deal??
      when do native Americans become human and not mascots