What would you like said at your funeral?

[WhoDeyBengals]

Hopefully, when they find me in the hotel room.
They will pry the beer from my cold, dead hand.
They will leave that smile upon my face.

They will put the prison uniform back on my body and prop me up next to the keg at the party where all my friends and enemies can shower me with compiments & curses. Everyone will talk about all the crazy things I've done. They will hopefully say that I was a great guitarist and drummer.

It will be a big party and at the end of it all. they will hoist me upon their shoulders and heave me into the bon fire where I can burn, burn burn.

Born loud, live fast & die laughing....that's me.

I nominate this post for the most metal thing I've ever seen.

[Buff_bronc_fan]

Ok, well there are two ways we can go with this.

There is the nice, ideal funeral that everyone pictures in their mind... Someone close to you gives a warm Eulogy, old friends and family fly in from all over the country. They play sad songs and everyone cries. There is a nice reception in which everyone tells great stories about your accomplished life etc. etc....



Orrr, there is the funeral that I think is a little more realistic if my luck on the planet thus far is any indication. At this funeral, a few people show up on short notice and the Eulogy goes something like this:

"Well, we'll miss our friend. We cannot dwell on his death, but rather celebrate his life... One musn't question why he was struck by lightning at such a young age, but move past it and carry on."

Yada yada yada, everyone gets drunk and goes on about their lives...

Meanwhile, I'm left with my french fry for a body for all eternity.

[WhoDeyBengals]

Meanwhile, I'm left with my french fry for a body for all eternity.

Crinkle cut or shoe string?

I personally like steak fries.

[Broncofan-13]

Crinkle cut or shoe string?

I personally like steak fries.

woot for curly fries!

....yes, I do realize Im setting myself up for a myriad of gay jokes, but I dont care.

...shut up, whodey.

[WhoDeyBengals]

woot for curly fries!

....yes, I do realize Im setting myself up for a myriad of gay jokes, but I dont care.

...shut up, whodey.

Does your closet have soundproofing?

[Jaws]

I think I'd have a virtual funeral on Broncomania with a nice thread and all you guys popping in to congratulate me on making it to the final room.

[WhoDeyBengals]

I think I'd have a virtual funeral on Broncomania with a nice thread and all you guys popping in to congratulate me on making it to the final room.

Hehe, that would actually be pretty cool.

[LordTrychon]

I think I'd have a virtual funeral on Broncomania with a nice thread and all you guys popping in to congratulate me on making it to the final room.

She was killed by an errant hat....

[Broncofan-13]

a little creepy, but I would come. I could even be the priest...
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LOL, sorry, couldnt say that with a straight face. but I would come, I just doubt that christians would want anything to do with me.

[Jaws]

a little creepy, but I would come. I could even be the priest...
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LOL, sorry, couldnt say that with a straight face. but I would come, I just doubt that christians would want anything to do with me.

You'd be very welcome as a guest, dunno about the Priest thing though lol! I'd prefer you to be in charge of the post funeral refreshments <----plenty of Guinness please.

Of course, as I plan to live to a 100 most of you guys won't be around anyway.

[Jaws]

She was killed by an errant hat....

That hat thing will haunt me for ever

[Broncofan-13]

You'd be very welcome as a guest, dunno about the Priest thing though lol! I'd prefer you to be in charge of the post funeral refreshments <----plenty of Guinness please.

Of course, as I plan to live to a 100 most of you guys won't be around anyway.

lol, I dunno... Im afraid if I enter a church, Ill be hit by lightning.

[Medford Bronco]

Not that I think of this too much but I would like people to say that he was an loved his wife very much, was an excellent father and he tried his best to make the world a better place.

I also would like to have the old Bronco logo carved into my headstone to show everyone that I was the biggest Bronco fan when on this earth and will continue to do so even after my passing.