I had a nightmare about SNK16's dancing bacon!

[The Dark Knight]

You know, from his avatar.

I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.

Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.

Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"

Then I woke up sweating.

Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.

[The Dark Knight]

The Culprit

[redbirdy80]

ROFLMAO!

That is most certainly the most CPworthy thing I have seen on here all day.

Snk's bacon rocks!

[tpryce93]

You know, from his avatar.

I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.

Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.

Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"

Then I woke up sweating.

Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.

yep you've been spending WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much time on here if you start harving nightmares about another posters avatar.

[The Dark Knight]

yep you've been spending WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much time on here if you start harving nightmares about another posters avatar.

It is kinda scary though.

Just look at it.

[redbirdy80]

yep you've been spending WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much time on here if you start harving nightmares about another posters avatar.

LOL, TDK's avatar inspires all kinds of dreams for me, but I wouldn't call any of them nightmares

[Freestyle]

gotta admit, you have the most original threads.

[RunYouOver]

You know, from his avatar.

I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.

Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.

Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"

Then I woke up sweating.

Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.

After every one of your threads, I always find myself saying the same thing: Wow

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

I had a dream where I ate bacon and it was so greasy that I stopped.

It was a nightmare

[Snk16]

Good job Dancing Bacon...

I'd give you a CP, but I have to spread...

Good thread.

[SeekandDestroy]

yeah man, that stuff's scary, why is the bacon so happy...maybe because he is greasy, but he doesnt stink and taste bad like brian greasy...maybe because he is striped like an amphibious beast, yes, that must be it...or he is a mutant from the planet zebula who has come to destroy the hearts and clog the arteries of helpless american citizens!!!! YES, That MUST be it...

[Reidman]

It is kinda scary though.

Just look at it.

It has actually inspired this year's halloween costume...

[watchthemiddle]

Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.

Ya think!!!

Anytime you admit to dreaming about someone else on the internet or their dancing bacon, its time to take a vacation...

Especially when you didn't actually have the dream but are just grasping for attention....now that even more sad then just having the actual dream.

[The Dark Knight]

Ya think!!!

Anytime you admit to dreaming about someone else on the internet or their dancing bacon, its time to take a vacation...

Especially when you didn't actually have the dream but are just grasping for attention....now that even more sad then just having the actual dream.

Hey, I'm just trying to have a little fun. Others don't seem to mind it.

Did this offend you in some way?

You seem like you have an axe to grind against me.

I don't think Jesus would approve.

Word of advice from a non-believer...

Lighten up on the crusade,

especially the one you have against me.


Amen.

[Jewels]

You know, from his avatar.

I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.

Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.

Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"

Then I woke up sweating.

Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.

Got my laugh for the day....thank you.