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Originally posted by The Dark Knight
You know, from his avatar.
I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.
Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.
Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"
Then I woke up sweating.
Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.
I had a dream that I was surfing the net and I heard music in the background. It was coming from the kitchen. I went to investigate and discovered a peice of bacon doing the dance routine from Napoleon Dynamite on the stove. I knew it was SNK16's because he had a little bacon bronco hat on.
Anyway, I told the peice bacon if he was going to dance, he was going to have to keep it down. I didn't want him pissing off my condo association and getting me trouble. The little peice of bacon got kinda lippy with me. He talked like he was a gangsta from the streets. I didn't care much for his attitude. I told him to take it down a notch or I was going to turn him into bacon bits and put him on a salad. He kinda seemed more receptive at the point.
Then, it seemd a bit of time passed and I was back at my computer. I heard music coming from the kitchen again. I got angry and went to take a look. There was the peice of bacon, dancing with the pregnant girl I have a crush on! He stopped and looked at me and said "What? Who do you think the daddy is *****!"
Then I woke up sweating.
Spending too much time at the boards me thinks.
That's insane.
I would have just eaten him, though.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon.
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