A story of child abuse

[WhoDeyBengals]

For personal reasons, this thread is now one of my top 10 threads ever.

Why, because people are laughing at someone other than you for a change?

[redbirdy80]

Good thing I quoted her....if she chooses to edit her post, we'll all still have a copy of the original!

Thought about it, but if I was going to do it, I'd have done it right away... Decided to take the high road and let you all have a good laugh.

[redbirdy80]

Why, because people are laughing at someone other than you for a change?

[WhoDeyBengals]

Thought about it, but if I was going to do it, I'd have done it right away... Decided to take the high road and let you all have a good laugh.

Hey red, what's this?

"VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH!"

[LordTrychon]

My sides hurt from trying to keep in the laughter at work!

[redbirdy80]

Hey red, what's this?

"VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH! VROOOOOM! SCREECH!"

Me crashing and burning on the high road?

[WhoDeyBengals]

Me crashing and burning on the high road?

Close...

It's you at a blinking red light.

[redbirdy80]

My sides hurt from trying to keep in the laughter at work!

[redbirdy80]

Close...

It's you at a blinking red light.

Cute. Very funny. Bring them on, WhoDey. I can take it... to you too!

[WhoDeyBengals]

Cute. Very funny. Bring them on, WhoDey. I can take it... to you too!

Nah, I'm going to let you off the hook now. This thread will be here for a long time, and plenty of others will have a chance to take their shots at ya. Enjoy the attention!

[LordTrychon]

My.....


Sides......


Ow.....

[redbirdy80]

Nah, I'm going to let you off the hook now. This thread will be here for a long time, and plenty of others will have a chance to take their shots at ya. Enjoy the attention!

Thanks... I'm sure that if it happens to fall below a certain place, my dear darling brother will bump it, so as to make sure it's seen by all. I wouldn't be surprised to be hearing more than a few "Red"head jokes in place of blondes for a few days...But it's ok... I love you guys.

[LordTrychon]

Thanks... I'm sure that if it happens to fall below a certain place, my dear darling brother will bump it, so as to make sure it's seen by all. I wouldn't be surprised to be hearing more than a few "Red"head jokes in place of blondes for a few days...But it's ok... I love you guys.

That's a brilliant idea!

In fact.... we can make it easier than that!

Oakland, CA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of an
Orange County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his
aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that
family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the boy firmly believes
are not capable of beating anyone.

This has got to be one of the saddest things I have ever heard... that the boy has never come across *anyone* that he can think of that wouldn't beat him? Hopefully, after having his story out, they'll be able to get him the help he needs... he's going to need a lot of it over the next few years to get over this. Poor little guy!

Don't want anyone to be confused as to why we're laughing at you...

[WhoDeyBengals]

That's a brilliant idea!

In fact.... we can make it easier than that!



Don't want anyone to be confused as to why we're laughing at you...

Y'know, the jokes are funnier if we don't have to explain them to people

[LordTrychon]

Y'know, the jokes are funnier if we don't have to explain them to people

On the contrary...

The funniest thing is a thread getting turned completely into people laughing at Red.