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    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
    plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole
    in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill comes
    flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman
    stops her.

    "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    "Dang!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see
    if I can gather up some of them. Thanks!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get that
    money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up
    to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
    game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
    flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
    clipper and each time some guy sticks his **** through the
    bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"

    "Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the
    way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."
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    Originally posted by 16milehigh87
    A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two
    plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole
    in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill comes
    flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman
    stops her.

    "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    "Dang!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see
    if I can gather up some of them. Thanks!"

    "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get that
    money? Did you steal it?"

    "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up
    to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a
    game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
    flower beds! So, I stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
    clipper and each time some guy sticks his **** through the
    bushes, I say; '$20 or off it comes!'"

    "Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the
    way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."
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    • #3
      that is a good one...
      Tony G


      The Chefs

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      • #4
        Oh dayum!!! If I were the guys on this board, I'd feel a little with all the Bobbit stories and jokes lately!!! Good one milehigh!!
        Ready for the friggen season already!

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        • #5


          That one is too funy!
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