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  • OK, it's about time I told you all why my wife and I split up . . .

    She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

    Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

    She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

    I told her that was what the beer was for.

    I don't think she's coming back.

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    WAY to funny Top
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    • #3
      Originally posted by topscribe
      She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

      Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

      She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

      I told her that was what the beer was for.

      I don't think she's coming back.

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      SOrry to hear that Top....

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      • #4
        Top at times you can be fun and silly.
        (I like that )

        .......... hope some don't really believe you though.
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        • #5
          Pure gold Tops.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by topscribe
            She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

            Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

            She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

            I told her that was what the beer was for.

            I don't think she's coming back.

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            you are just bound and determined to be my number one cp reciever aren't you?

            To funny should of posted that in the Lagpa.


            Oh wait its dead. Sorry forgot.
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              Classic!
              "NO MAN SHALL BE SEEN WITH ANY ANIMAL UNLESS IT IS AT LEAST THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL!"......MAN LAW!

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              • #8
                I saw a T-shirt the other day that said, "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"


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                • #9
                  Originally posted by spikerman
                  I saw a T-shirt the other day that said, "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"


                  Good one!

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