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    Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
    The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

    Frank decided he'd rather live. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

    There was another tap on his shoulder.

    This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

    Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

    He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

    The polar bear says: "Just admit it, Frank, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"



    Quick: I haven't had my ass whipped in a while. Probably been since like...1911?
    Sugar Ray: Yeah, thats when you were born and the doctor slapped you on the ass.
    Quick: Yes, thats the last ass whipping I recall. And I'm looking for him.

  • #2
    Originally posted by thesaint
    Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
    The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex."

    Frank decided he'd rather live. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.

    There was another tap on his shoulder.

    This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex."

    Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it.

    He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

    The polar bear says: "Just admit it, Frank, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh... that was good.

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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    • #3
      geez thats still funny after the 100th time ive heard it
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      when do native Americans become human and not mascots

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      • #4
        hahahahhahahhahahaha

        awsum!!!


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        • #5
          That was hilarious



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