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    An elderly woman had just returned to her
    home from an evening of church services.
    Upon entering here house, she was startled
    by a man in the act of robbing her home of its
    valuables.

    "Stop!" she yelled. "Acts 2:38! Repent and be
    baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that
    your sins may be forgiven!"

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
    calmly called the police and explained what she
    had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
    asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
    All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she
    had an Axe and Two 38's!"

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  • #2
    Originally posted by topscribe
    An elderly woman had just returned to her
    home from an evening of church services.
    Upon entering here house, she was startled
    by a man in the act of robbing her home of its
    valuables.

    "Stop!" she yelled. "Acts 2:38! Repent and be
    baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that
    your sins may be forgiven!"

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
    calmly called the police and explained what she
    had done.

    As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
    asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
    All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she
    had an Axe and Two 38's!"

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    I owe you a CP for this Top

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    • #3
      Originally posted by topscribe
      An elderly woman had just returned to her
      home from an evening of church services.
      Upon entering here house, she was startled
      by a man in the act of robbing her home of its
      valuables.

      "Stop!" she yelled. "Acts 2:38! Repent and be
      baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that
      your sins may be forgiven!"

      The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
      calmly called the police and explained what she
      had done.

      As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
      asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
      All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

      "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she
      had an Axe and Two 38's!"

      -----
      Heres another one:















      NOW THATS FUNNY!!!!!!!
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      • #4
        Originally posted by topscribe
        An elderly woman had just returned to her
        home from an evening of church services.
        Upon entering here house, she was startled
        by a man in the act of robbing her home of its
        valuables.

        "Stop!" she yelled. "Acts 2:38! Repent and be
        baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that
        your sins may be forgiven!"

        The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman
        calmly called the police and explained what she
        had done.

        As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he
        asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there?
        All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."

        "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she
        had an Axe and Two 38's!"

        -----


        That's a good one. (CP)
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        • #5
          --- Attaboy top !!!

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          • #6
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            • #7


              CP TO YOU! TOO FUNNY!

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