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  • #76
    Originally posted by Jaws
    You guessed right

    Many a tragic soul who has committed the grievous error of referring to Wales (a separate country from England) as England has reached a tragic end. Fortunately you find the shark in a good mood today.

    For a while I considered throwing you into my dungeon but as it is already at full capacity (and I’ve grown tired of toying with my victims) I decided on another option. A shark does not get pampered very often therefore I decided that a couple of cases of Dom. Romane Conti 1997 (only $1500 a bottle), a dozen boxes of Richart dark chocolates (selling at a mere $120 a pound) and fifty bunches of red roses should be enough to divert my wrath.

    On condition that they are hand delivered by 7a.m tomorrow morning to my residence I will spare you from any further punishment.


    Directions:

    Take a flight to Manchester Airport
    From there it is a mere 40 miles to the Welsh BORDER
    Travel a further 60 miles West until you reach my residence.
    If you end up in the sea you’ve gone too far, if you end up here you’re at the wrong place (that is my Winter’s residence)

    Just ring the bell. My butler will answer and ask for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.


    A few tips:

    When at Manchester Airport it is customary to greet the English with the following greeting:
    “Twll din pob Sais” (Those who are not familiar with the Welsh language may wish to google for a translation)
    For every person you greet in this manner I shall make a $100 donation towards your travelling expenses.

    Bon voyage!

    lol, you're a shark with expensive tastes!!





    remind me to always stay on your good side. . . . . .
    Officially Objectified by the GPA

    rest in peace, darrent williams and damien nash-- you will be missed!!

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    • #77
      Originally posted by dogfish
      lol, you're a shark with expensive tastes!!





      remind me to always stay on your good side. . . . . .
      Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

      Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Jaws
        Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

        Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?

        but of course. . . . .
        Officially Objectified by the GPA

        rest in peace, darrent williams and damien nash-- you will be missed!!

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        • #79
          Originally posted by AZOmae
          I once was both.
          Then I moved to Arizona, and learned you can't trust ANYONE, not even a friend that you've known for 28 years. It sure toughened me up.

          Keep that "3rd Eye" of yours constantly watching your back.
          Would that be the brown eye?

          Al Davis leads yet another squad to the brink of mediocrity.

          Code Of Conduct
          ARTICLE VI: I will never forget that I am an American, fighting for freedom, responsible for my actions, and dedicated to the principles which made my country free. I will trust in my God and in the United States Of America.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Jaws
            Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

            Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?
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            Adopted player Lindsey

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Saddletramp
              You didn't think I'd settle for one knight did you?

              There is room for many knights at the round table.

              I pronounce you Sir Lancelot Saddletramp along with Sir Galahad Dogfish.

              Now my knight we must depart this thread lest we be accused of hijacking.

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Davii
                Would that be the brown eye?

                aw man, that was soooo wrong. . . . .
                Officially Objectified by the GPA

                rest in peace, darrent williams and damien nash-- you will be missed!!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by dogfish
                  aw man, that was soooo wrong. . . . .
                  on so many levels.
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                  Adopted player Lindsey

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                  • #84
                    My speed, I'm slow
                    I'm not too tall. But I am growing fast

                    My ears.. they be stickin out but not too much
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