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  • champbronc2
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    My speed, I'm slow
    I'm not too tall. But I am growing fast

    My ears.. they be stickin out but not too much

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  • Saddletramp
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    Originally posted by dogfish
    aw man, that was soooo wrong. . . . .
    on so many levels.

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  • dogfish
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    Originally posted by Davii
    Would that be the brown eye?

    aw man, that was soooo wrong. . . . .

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  • Jaws
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    Originally posted by Saddletramp
    You didn't think I'd settle for one knight did you?

    There is room for many knights at the round table.

    I pronounce you Sir Lancelot Saddletramp along with Sir Galahad Dogfish.

    Now my knight we must depart this thread lest we be accused of hijacking.

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  • Saddletramp
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    Originally posted by Jaws
    Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

    Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?

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  • Davii
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    Originally posted by AZOmae
    I once was both.
    Then I moved to Arizona, and learned you can't trust ANYONE, not even a friend that you've known for 28 years. It sure toughened me up.

    Keep that "3rd Eye" of yours constantly watching your back.
    Would that be the brown eye?

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  • dogfish
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    Originally posted by Jaws
    Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

    Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?

    but of course. . . . .

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  • Jaws
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    Originally posted by dogfish
    lol, you're a shark with expensive tastes!!





    remind me to always stay on your good side. . . . . .
    Only the best for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.

    Seeing as you have fine shark pedigree yourself would you be interested in a postion as Knight of the SoS?

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  • dogfish
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    Originally posted by Jaws
    You guessed right

    Many a tragic soul who has committed the grievous error of referring to Wales (a separate country from England) as England has reached a tragic end. Fortunately you find the shark in a good mood today.

    For a while I considered throwing you into my dungeon but as it is already at full capacity (and I’ve grown tired of toying with my victims) I decided on another option. A shark does not get pampered very often therefore I decided that a couple of cases of Dom. Romane Conti 1997 (only $1500 a bottle), a dozen boxes of Richart dark chocolates (selling at a mere $120 a pound) and fifty bunches of red roses should be enough to divert my wrath.

    On condition that they are hand delivered by 7a.m tomorrow morning to my residence I will spare you from any further punishment.


    Directions:

    Take a flight to Manchester Airport
    From there it is a mere 40 miles to the Welsh BORDER
    Travel a further 60 miles West until you reach my residence.
    If you end up in the sea you’ve gone too far, if you end up here you’re at the wrong place (that is my Winter’s residence)

    Just ring the bell. My butler will answer and ask for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.


    A few tips:

    When at Manchester Airport it is customary to greet the English with the following greeting:
    “Twll din pob Sais” (Those who are not familiar with the Welsh language may wish to google for a translation)
    For every person you greet in this manner I shall make a $100 donation towards your travelling expenses.

    Bon voyage!

    lol, you're a shark with expensive tastes!!





    remind me to always stay on your good side. . . . . .

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  • Jaws
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    Originally posted by Davii
    I'm Welsh too, at least my heritage is. Should not have made that slip, never been to Europe though.

    If I make enough money on the "Davii for sale" thread i'll see about that Dom. My humble apologies Madam Jaws.
    Now that they know you have Welsh heritage your price should soar!

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  • AZOmae
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    Originally posted by Giveemlove
    I wish I wasn't so naive and trusting.
    I once was both.
    Then I moved to Arizona, and learned you can't trust ANYONE, not even a friend that you've known for 28 years. It sure toughened me up.

    Keep that "3rd Eye" of yours constantly watching your back.

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  • xX-Bronco-Xx
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    I wish I wasn't so dam sexy........................

    It's a dam curse

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  • Davii
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    Originally posted by Jaws
    You guessed right








    Many a tragic soul who has committed the grievous error of referring to Wales (a separate country from England) as England has reached a tragic end. Fortunately you find the shark in a good mood today.

    For a while I considered throwing you into my dungeon but as it is already at full capacity (and I’ve grown tired of toying with my victims) I decided on another option. A shark does not get pampered very often therefore I decided that a couple of cases of Dom. Romane Conti 1997 (only $1500 a bottle), a dozen boxes of Richart dark chocolates (selling at a mere $120 a pound) and fifty bunches of red roses should be enough to divert my wrath.

    On condition that they are hand delivered by 7a.m tomorrow morning to my residence I will spare you from any further punishment.


    Directions:

    Take a flight to Manchester Airport
    From there it is a mere 40 miles to the Welsh BORDER
    Travel a further 60 miles West until you reach my residence.
    If you end up in the sea you’ve gone too far, if you end up here you’re at the wrong place (that is my Winter’s residence)

    Just ring the bell. My butler will answer and ask for Lady Jaws of the Sharkdom of Snowdonia.


    A few tips:

    When at Manchester Airport it is customary to greet the English with the following greeting:
    “Twll din pob Sais” (Those who are not familiar with the Welsh language may wish to google for a translation)
    For every person you greet in this manner I shall make a $100 donation towards your travelling expenses.

    Bon voyage!
    I'm Welsh too, at least my heritage is. Should not have made that slip, never been to Europe though.

    If I make enough money on the "Davii for sale" thread i'll see about that Dom. My humble apologies Madam Jaws.

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  • Davii
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    Originally posted by Jared
    Ooooohhhh boy, you're gonna get it when she sees this, dude.
    I meant Wales!!! AAAAHHHH!! I'm a dead man!

    Ok, how about this, I wish I wasn't a dead man!

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  • Giveemlove
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    Originally posted by Saddletramp
    What doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

    Yes it does....and I love that saying!

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