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  • I have decided that I'm going to capture TDK

    I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

    I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

    OH! A really, really big box.

    And a naked chick.


    That should do it.

  • #2
    Originally posted by Jewels
    I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

    I need rope
    your local hardware store or sporting goods shop should have that.


    Originally posted by Jewels
    ....tacos......

    Taco Bell

    Originally posted by Jewels
    hmmmm....let's see.

    OH! A really, really big box.
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    And a naked chick.


    That should do it.

    Er.....uh, I think you can easily arrange that.

    Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

    The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
    You should check these guys out

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Jewels
      I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

      I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

      OH! A really, really big box.

      And a naked chick.


      That should do it.

      That sounds like an excellent plan.

      In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

      But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

      I hope you poke some holes in the box,

      Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

      Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

      :wave:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by The Dark Knight
        That sounds like an excellent plan.

        In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

        But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

        I hope you poke some holes in the box,

        Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

        Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

        :wave:

        Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
        Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
        I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

        You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
        I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

        See? I make a great pet owner!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jewels
          Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
          Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
          I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

          You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
          I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

          See? I make a great pet owner!

          *RAISES HAND*


          OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

          Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

          The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
          You should check these guys out

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jewels
            Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
            Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
            I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

            You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
            I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

            See? I make a great pet owner!
            Well damn, if thats the case you can capture me too. :wave:
            "Chillez was right Brock is best champ in the UFC, I Jump on Mir bandwagon and he got crushed."

            Chillez won the sig bet. Congrats. Up next for brock? Fedor... stay tuned.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Jewels
              Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
              Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
              I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

              You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
              I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

              See? I make a great pet owner!


              You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

              You should make me pay rent!

              Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

              And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jared
                *RAISES HAND*


                OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

                Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Jewels
                  Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.





                  *walks away, disappointed in the truth*

                  Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

                  The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
                  You should check these guys out

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                    You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

                    You should make me pay rent!

                    Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

                    And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

                    There's fine print, you know.
                    There's always the fine print.

                    The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
                    I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
                    This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

                    And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Jared



                      *walks away, disappointed in the truth*

                      But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Jewels
                        There's fine print, you know.
                        There's always the fine print.

                        The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
                        I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
                        This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

                        And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.


                        Sounds reasonable.

                        I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

                        But not at the same time, that's impolite.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                          Sounds reasonable.

                          I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

                          But not at the same time, that's impolite.


                          Wow, I just read that.

                          I'm am a dirty bird.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Dark Knight
                            Wow, I just read that.

                            I'm am a dirty bird.
                            Busted out laughing so hard, my co-workers all looked at me.

                            Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

                            The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
                            You should check these guys out

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jewels
                              But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

                              Shrug.


                              I'll go to be social, but normally, that's not my bag, baby.

                              But free is free.

                              Everybody's gotta elevate from the norm...

                              The greatest list of music I don't own on CD :sad:
                              You should check these guys out

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