I have decided that I'm going to capture TDK

[Jewels]

I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

OH! A really, really big box.

And a naked chick.


That should do it.

[Jared]

I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

I need rope

your local hardware store or sporting goods shop should have that.

....tacos......

Taco Bell

hmmmm....let's see.

OH! A really, really big box.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...+in+louisville

And a naked chick.


That should do it.

Er.....uh, I think you can easily arrange that.

[The Dark Knight]

I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

OH! A really, really big box.

And a naked chick.


That should do it.

That sounds like an excellent plan.

In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

I hope you poke some holes in the box,

Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

:wave:

[Jewels]

That sounds like an excellent plan.

In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

I hope you poke some holes in the box,

Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

:wave:

Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

See? I make a great pet owner!

[Jared]

Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

See? I make a great pet owner!

*RAISES HAND*


OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

[OaklandxxRaider]

Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

See? I make a great pet owner!

Well damn, if thats the case you can capture me too. :wave:

[The Dark Knight]

Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

See? I make a great pet owner!

You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

You should make me pay rent!

Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

[Jewels]

*RAISES HAND*


OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.

[Jared]

Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.

*walks away, disappointed in the truth*

[Jewels]

You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

You should make me pay rent!

Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

There's fine print, you know.
There's always the fine print.

The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.

[Jewels]

*walks away, disappointed in the truth*

But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

[The Dark Knight]

There's fine print, you know.
There's always the fine print.

The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.

Sounds reasonable.

I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

But not at the same time, that's impolite.

[The Dark Knight]

Sounds reasonable.

I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

But not at the same time, that's impolite.

Wow, I just read that.

I'm am a dirty bird.

[Jared]

Wow, I just read that.

I'm am a dirty bird.

Busted out laughing so hard, my co-workers all looked at me.

[Jared]

But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

Shrug.


I'll go to be social, but normally, that's not my bag, baby.

But free is free.