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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    Well, Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

    Most other members would just soon have me be gone for good.

    I like to think out of the box and that pisses some people off.

    Damn, there's that word again.

    Nope, not me.

    You're a Broncos fan....you're posts are entertaining to read and you seem to have a high enough IQ to match & often beat wits with other members so don't sweat it.

    And BOX is the word for today. I will try to use it as often as possible.

    ***still luring you with taco***

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Yes...but it seems that no matter what comes out of your head and onto this board........I find it incredibly charming and funny.

    ******holding taco under your nose and luring you away*******


    See? You like being my special pet, don't you?


    Well, Thanks for that. I appreciate it.

    Most other members would just soon have me be gone for good.

    I like to think out of the box and that pisses some people off.

    Damn, there's that word again.

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    OK, I admit.

    But I have to maintain my illusion of innocence in order to avoid inevitable censorship.

    I said too many "i" words that time.

    Yes...but it seems that no matter what comes out of your head and onto this board........I find it incredibly charming and funny.

    ******holding taco under your nose and luring you away*******


    See? You like being my special pet, don't you?

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Dude, you SO knew what that was all about when you were typing it.
    You had a smirk on your face while you were doing it.




    You knew......

    OK, I admit.

    But I have to maintain my illusion of innocence in order to avoid inevitable censorship.

    I said too many "i" words that time.

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    Wow, I just read that.

    I'm am a dirty bird.

    Dude, you SO knew what that was all about when you were typing it.
    You had a smirk on your face while you were doing it.




    You knew......

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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

    Shrug.


    I'll go to be social, but normally, that's not my bag, baby.

    But free is free.

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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    Wow, I just read that.

    I'm am a dirty bird.
    Busted out laughing so hard, my co-workers all looked at me.

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    Sounds reasonable.

    I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

    But not at the same time, that's impolite.


    Wow, I just read that.

    I'm am a dirty bird.

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    There's fine print, you know.
    There's always the fine print.

    The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
    I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
    This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

    And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.


    Sounds reasonable.

    I'll have my people talk to your people and then they'll be talking and then I'll jump in your little box.

    But not at the same time, that's impolite.

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by Jared



    *walks away, disappointed in the truth*

    But you still get into the strip club when you are in town.

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

    You should make me pay rent!

    Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

    And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

    There's fine print, you know.
    There's always the fine print.

    The price to pay is small, but as a pet you will be well taken care of.
    I only ask that you act as an occasional henchman when I need you.
    This means you will help me enforce occasional extortion and blackmail to all those that oppose me.

    And I will never make you wear a collar...unless you do that of your own will for one of the strippers.

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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.





    *walks away, disappointed in the truth*

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by Jared
    *RAISES HAND*


    OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

    Your wife would come looking for you and discover my "underground human pet ring". I would be exposed and then I would get into trouble.

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
    Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
    I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

    You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
    I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

    See? I make a great pet owner!


    You shouldn't have to capture me for that.

    You should make me pay rent!

    Or at least figure out a way for me to reciprocate.

    And by reciprocate I mean ummmm Well I guess I mean reciprocate.

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  • OaklandxxRaider
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
    Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
    I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

    You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
    I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

    See? I make a great pet owner!
    Well damn, if thats the case you can capture me too. :wave:

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