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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
    Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
    I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

    You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
    I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

    See? I make a great pet owner!

    *RAISES HAND*


    OOO! OOO! ME! ME! PICK ME!

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  • Jewels
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    Originally posted by The Dark Knight
    That sounds like an excellent plan.

    In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

    But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

    I hope you poke some holes in the box,

    Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

    Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

    :wave:

    Don't worry, you'll only be in there long enough to be subdued.
    Then once I have made sure you have all your vaccines.
    I will take you home and you can eat all the tacos you want.

    You will never, ever be thrown into the white slave trade, I promise.
    I will keep you (and Davii, if the sale goes through) in a nice, warm place where you will be subjected to naked women on brass poles, beer and the occasional bath.

    See? I make a great pet owner!

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  • The Dark Knight
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

    I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

    OH! A really, really big box.

    And a naked chick.


    That should do it.

    That sounds like an excellent plan.

    In fact, I'm not sure If I could have came up with a better one.

    But the question is, What will you do with me once I've been captured?

    I hope you poke some holes in the box,

    Or I'll have to figure out how to poke the box myself.

    Hmm, the story of my life summed up in that last sentance.

    :wave:

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  • Jared
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    Originally posted by Jewels
    I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

    I need rope
    your local hardware store or sporting goods shop should have that.


    Originally posted by Jewels
    ....tacos......

    Taco Bell

    Originally posted by Jewels
    hmmmm....let's see.

    OH! A really, really big box.
    http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...+in+louisville



    Originally posted by Jewels
    And a naked chick.


    That should do it.

    Er.....uh, I think you can easily arrange that.

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  • Jewels
    started a topic I have decided that I'm going to capture TDK

    I have decided that I'm going to capture TDK

    I think the elusive, dark and somewhat cute Benny would make a great pet.

    I need rope.....tacos......hmmmm....let's see.

    OH! A really, really big box.

    And a naked chick.


    That should do it.
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