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    Heres a joke from a myspace bulletin:
    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

    Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

    "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

    We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

    I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
    dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

    I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

    And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bi**h knows I'm smarter than her.

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    Bahahahaha

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    • #3


      great find!!!

      if i get a wife... and she does that to me... im sooo doing that...




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      • #4
        Hahaha...

        Not having sex tonight??

        More like never having sex again.
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        • #5
          This was posted just a few days ago....

          Still funny though.

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          • #6
            Wow...owned...

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            • #7
              Someone please tell me what PWNED! means. It is not in the dictionary.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Juggernaught
                Someone please tell me what PWNED! means. It is not in the dictionary.
                Wow.

                You haven't beened on the internet very long.

                It was originally a typo from "owned". To own somebody would be to win an argument decisively to the point of making the other person look foolish.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Archimedes Owl
                  Wow.

                  You haven't beened on the internet very long.

                  It was originally a typo from "owned". To own somebody would be to win an argument decisively to the point of making the other person look foolish.
                  Also, PWNED is used interchangably with Owned an do purpose.

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                  • #10
                    Although there is some argument on whether or not "PWNED" is said "POHNED" or just "OWNED".

                    As for the joke: best I've heard in a long time.


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