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  • Three Minute Management Course

    Lesson One:

    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

    The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

    All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Management Lesson:

    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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    Lesson Two:

    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

    Management Lesson:

    Bull*&^@ might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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    Lesson Three:

    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung! , and promptly dug him out and ate him.

    Management Lesson :

    (1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of poops is your friend.
    (3) And when you're in deep poop it's best to keep your mouth shut!

    This ends the three minute management course
    Patriotic dissent is a luxury of those protected by better men than they.

  • #2
    Good stuff!!
    Ready for the friggen season already!

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    • #3
      funny stuff

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      • #4
        I feel much smarter now.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by LDB
          Lesson Three:

          A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

          While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

          A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung! , and promptly dug him out and ate him.

          Management Lesson :

          (1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy.
          (2) Not everyone who gets you out of poops is your friend.
          (3) And when you're in deep poop it's best to keep your mouth shut!

          This ends the three minute management course
          Speaking of that ... That's off of my favorite Spaghetti-Western of all time.

          "My Name Is Nobody"

          But in that movie the lesson learned is your 3rd Choice ... but worded differently.

          "WHen you are up to your neck in **** keep your mouth shut!"
          The Browns are gone; I'm not a fan of the Impostors

          The real Browns are in Baltimore, see?

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