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    ANd yes its just a joke

    A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
    food shortage in the rest of the world?"

    The survey was a huge failure...

    In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

    In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

    In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

    In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

    In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

    In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

    And in the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant..
    "On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high."
    Ayrton Senna..

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    Lol, that's both funny and sad at the same time.

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    • #3
      That was pretty good. Had to forward it on to some friends. Thanks!
      Ready for the friggen season already!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by y2cragie
        ANd yes its just a joke

        A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
        food shortage in the rest of the world?"

        The survey was a huge failure...

        In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

        In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

        In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

        In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

        In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

        In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

        And in the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant..


        Haha! Brillant!

        CP's will be forth coming when I get a refill.

        And if I remember.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by y2cragie
          ANd yes its just a joke

          A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
          food shortage in the rest of the world?"

          The survey was a huge failure...

          In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

          In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.

          In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

          In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.

          In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

          In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.

          And in the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant..

          --- somberly accurate

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