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    I got this in an email, pretty funny!


    Some interesting things you find out along the way:


    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department inAustin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

  • #2
    Lol I really liked the last two

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    • #3
      Those are some good ones Wingman.
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      • #4
        --- ATTENTION !!! ---



        --- DO NOT MIX CLOROX WITH BRAKE FLUID !!! ---



        --- The reaction that will occur will result in the emmission of Chlorine Gas !!!

        --- Chlorine Gas is a DEADLY POISON !!!


        --- Inhalation of just a small ammount of Chlorine Gas can be fatal !!!


        --- Exposure to 430 ppm in air for 30 minutes will cause death !!!

        --- PPM is parts per million --- so a small amount can be lethal !!!



        --- http://www.dhfs.state.wi.us/eh/ChemFS/fs/chlorine.htm



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        • #5
          wow that is soo cool and so true

          i have one due here in about a week, so i got plenty of time to hide the brake fluid and clorox.

          thanks for the warning
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          • #6
            Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
            --- ATTENTION !!! ---



            --- DO NOT MIX CLOROX WITH BRAKE FLUID !!! ---



            --- The reaction that will occur will result in the emmission of Chlorine Gas !!!

            --- Chlorine Gas is a DEADLY POISON !!!


            --- Inhalation of just a small ammount of Chlorine Gas can be fatal !!!


            --- Exposure to 430 ppm in air for 30 minutes will cause death !!!

            --- PPM is parts per million --- so a small amount can be lethal !!!



            --- http://www.dhfs.state.wi.us/eh/ChemFS/fs/chlorine.htm



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            Wow, now I'm not going to try it. I was so close. I guess thanks for saving my life.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
              --- ATTENTION !!! ---



              --- DO NOT MIX CLOROX WITH BRAKE FLUID !!! ---



              --- The reaction that will occur will result in the emmission of Chlorine Gas !!!

              --- Chlorine Gas is a DEADLY POISON !!!


              --- Inhalation of just a small ammount of Chlorine Gas can be fatal !!!


              --- Exposure to 430 ppm in air for 30 minutes will cause death !!!

              --- PPM is parts per million --- so a small amount can be lethal !!!



              --- http://www.dhfs.state.wi.us/eh/ChemFS/fs/chlorine.htm



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              Wow, never thought I'd post a thread that could potentially kill or harm someone..
              Thanks for the advice AZ because I am pretty sure someone would have tried that......

              We have chlorine gas at work and it is potent stuff!

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              • #8
                [QUOTE=Reidman]I got this in an email, pretty funny!

                Some interesting things you find out along the way:


                1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
                Huh? I'm no math major but I don't think so. Even if the bed was 10' by 10' , which it's not (100 sq feet) and 12 inches deep, that's only 300 sq feet covered by 4 inches.

                3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
                Huh again. EDIT: OK, I get this one


                23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
                Uh, OK.
                Last edited by Bronco_Beerslug; 07-20-2006, 06:29 PM.
                Originally posted by Tredici
                This is where I tell you your coach hasn't done **** without a frickin' bagboy so get bent.

                Thunderclap Newman Something In The Air

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Bronco_Beerslug
                  Huh? I'm no math major but I don't think so. Even if the bed was 10' by 10' , which it's not (100 sq feet) and 12 inches deep, that's only 300 sq feet covered by 4 inches.

                  Huh again.



                  Uh, OK.

                  congratulations... you win.
                  Last edited by Broncofan-13; 07-20-2006, 06:32 PM.


                  If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by AZ Snake Fan
                    --- ATTENTION !!! ---



                    --- DO NOT MIX CLOROX WITH BRAKE FLUID !!! ---



                    --- The reaction that will occur will result in the emmission of Chlorine Gas !!!

                    --- Chlorine Gas is a DEADLY POISON !!!


                    --- Inhalation of just a small ammount of Chlorine Gas can be fatal !!!


                    --- Exposure to 430 ppm in air for 30 minutes will cause death !!!

                    --- PPM is parts per million --- so a small amount can be lethal !!!



                    --- http://www.dhfs.state.wi.us/eh/ChemFS/fs/chlorine.htm



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                    Thank you for saving my life!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Broncofan-13
                      congratulations... you win.
                      What, were these all suppose to be tongue in cheek tidbits?
                      Originally posted by Tredici
                      This is where I tell you your coach hasn't done **** without a frickin' bagboy so get bent.

                      Thunderclap Newman Something In The Air

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Bronco_Beerslug
                        Huh? I'm no math major but I don't think so. Even if the bed was 10' by 10' , which it's not (100 sq feet) and 12 inches deep, that's only 300 sq feet covered by 4 inches.

                        Huh again. EDIT: OK, I get this one



                        Uh, OK.
                        Looks like humor is not wasted on you.......

                        Just meant to be funny dude, not theoretical.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Reidman
                          Looks like humor is not wasted on you.......
                          Just meant to be funny dude, not theoretical.
                          Ah, I guess I didn't get the part about
                          " Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it" being humorous since another poster said it makes chlorine gas (unless, of course, it makes nothing which may be true).
                          Originally posted by Tredici
                          This is where I tell you your coach hasn't done **** without a frickin' bagboy so get bent.

                          Thunderclap Newman Something In The Air

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