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  • . . . And he ended up wishing he was dead?

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Betty. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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  • #2
    That is too funny!
    Ready for the friggen season already!

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    • #3
      Haha

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      • #4

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        • #5
          lol pretty funny


          I still miss the blue background.

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          • #6
            Thats a good one.

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            • #7
              Man tops you are one funny guy. Keep them coming.
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              Broncs All the Way Baby!

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              • #8
                funny stuff. That must suck for the guy though, going from 2 to 0 in one day.

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                  There are three things you can expect in life:

                  1. Death
                  2. Taxes
                  3. The Ball Being Picked Off by Champ Bailey

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                  • #10
                    Clever,


                    "When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
                    - Carl Sagan

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