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Here's my Interview with the Editor. I also caught up with El Chiefo to interview him as well.
I recently interviewed the Editor, and here's how it went.
Dhall26 ran up to the editor and hit him in the back of the head.
Dhall 26 asked "Who's your Daddy?, Who's your Daddy?"
The Editor: I don't know man, he left when I was 8 for a career in announcing for the Orlando Magic".
Dhall26: Ahh, I see, so are you a Magic fan?
Editor: No, I'm a Nuggets fan.
Dhall26: Oh yeah, Chicken or Turkey?
Editor: Hah, Hah, very funny Dhall, no, the Denver Nuggets.
Dhall26: Oh yes, they have a decent team for once.
Editor: Yes they do, miracles happen when you quit drafting guys like Mutumbo.
Dhall26: Oh yes, Mutumbo, where he is nowadays anyway?
Editor: Umm, he's a custodian down at "Giggles Lounge"
Dhall26: Wow, so what do you think of the recent signing of Garrison Hearst?
Editor: Oh it's great, I mean he's no Portis, but he can still rush for 330 yards for sure.
Dhall26: 330 yards? Wow, now that's progress. But if QG runs for 600 and Sapp runs for 200, you should be okay.
Editor: Oh most definitely.
Dhall26: What does this years Broncos remind you of sofar.
Editor: Oh, that's a toughie, it's a toss up between the 2002 Raiders and the team from "Necessary Roughness"
Dhall26: (Laughs) Hah, "Necessary Roughness" now that was a great film, nothing better than a Kathy Ireland flick. Whatever happened to her anyway?
Editor: Oh, you didn't know, she's a stripper down at "Giggles Lounge" where Mutumbo works.
Dhall26: Well, that's all the questions I have for you, sorry to have hit you on the head, here's an icepack directly from Eddie Kennison's locker.
Editor: Wow, thanks man, you've been great Dhall26.
Dhall26: I know man, Chiefs fans are always at their best!!
Dhall26 looks down the street and notices El Chiefo standing on the street corner selling barbecue to the local vegetarians.
Dhall26: Pssst, Psst, Hey, are you El Chiefo, the Greatest Hispanic and French Chief of the Infamous Bronco Board.
Chiefo: Oh yes, that is me my friend.
Dhall26: First off, I'm not your friend, but I am here to conduct a great interview with you.
Chiefo: Oh yes, go ahead, I'm so glad you have chosen me, after all I am the king of this board.
Dhall26: Yes, that's what I hear, so why do you call yourself the King?
Chiefo: Because I am the king of smack talking
Dhall26: Really, last I heard, that title belonged to Rascal and Portisistheman, are you sure you're really the king.
Chiefo: Hey, do I look like a liar to you?
Dhall26: Okay, I'll ask the questions here Chiefo, so when did you begin this resentment towards the Broncos and their signing of Lynch and Hearst.
Chiefo: Ehh, no resentment, I just tired of them on my board.
Dhall26: Your Board?
Chiefo: Yeah, the Chiefs Board.
Dhall26: Oh, I see, so you're the king of the Broncos and Chiefs boards?
Chiefo: Si, senor, you're very smart.
Dhall26: (Dhall flips his collar) Yeah, well, enough about me.
Dhall26: You kind of got a lot people on this board thinking you're a little cuckoo, are you?
Chiefo: No, me not cuckoo, just a little crazy.
Dhall26: Okay, well Chiefo, that's all the questions I got for you today.
(Dhall begins to walk away)
Chiefo: Hey, you want to buy a rib?
Dhall26: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Chiefo: Oh yeah, I have a friend who does that for a living too! Vegetarians make great money!
I recently interviewed the Editor, and here's how it went.
Dhall26 ran up to the editor and hit him in the back of the head.
Dhall 26 asked "Who's your Daddy?, Who's your Daddy?"
The Editor: I don't know man, he left when I was 8 for a career in announcing for the Orlando Magic".
Dhall26: Ahh, I see, so are you a Magic fan?
Editor: No, I'm a Nuggets fan.
Dhall26: Oh yeah, Chicken or Turkey?
Editor: Hah, Hah, very funny Dhall, no, the Denver Nuggets.
Dhall26: Oh yes, they have a decent team for once.
Editor: Yes they do, miracles happen when you quit drafting guys like Mutumbo.
Dhall26: Oh yes, Mutumbo, where he is nowadays anyway?
Editor: Umm, he's a custodian down at "Giggles Lounge"
Dhall26: Wow, so what do you think of the recent signing of Garrison Hearst?
Editor: Oh it's great, I mean he's no Portis, but he can still rush for 330 yards for sure.
Dhall26: 330 yards? Wow, now that's progress. But if QG runs for 600 and Sapp runs for 200, you should be okay.
Editor: Oh most definitely.
Dhall26: What does this years Broncos remind you of sofar.
Editor: Oh, that's a toughie, it's a toss up between the 2002 Raiders and the team from "Necessary Roughness"
Dhall26: (Laughs) Hah, "Necessary Roughness" now that was a great film, nothing better than a Kathy Ireland flick. Whatever happened to her anyway?
Editor: Oh, you didn't know, she's a stripper down at "Giggles Lounge" where Mutumbo works.
Dhall26: Well, that's all the questions I have for you, sorry to have hit you on the head, here's an icepack directly from Eddie Kennison's locker.
Editor: Wow, thanks man, you've been great Dhall26.
Dhall26: I know man, Chiefs fans are always at their best!!
Dhall26 looks down the street and notices El Chiefo standing on the street corner selling barbecue to the local vegetarians.
Dhall26: Pssst, Psst, Hey, are you El Chiefo, the Greatest Hispanic and French Chief of the Infamous Bronco Board.
Chiefo: Oh yes, that is me my friend.
Dhall26: First off, I'm not your friend, but I am here to conduct a great interview with you.
Chiefo: Oh yes, go ahead, I'm so glad you have chosen me, after all I am the king of this board.
Dhall26: Yes, that's what I hear, so why do you call yourself the King?
Chiefo: Because I am the king of smack talking
Dhall26: Really, last I heard, that title belonged to Rascal and Portisistheman, are you sure you're really the king.
Chiefo: Hey, do I look like a liar to you?
Dhall26: Okay, I'll ask the questions here Chiefo, so when did you begin this resentment towards the Broncos and their signing of Lynch and Hearst.
Chiefo: Ehh, no resentment, I just tired of them on my board.
Dhall26: Your Board?
Chiefo: Yeah, the Chiefs Board.
Dhall26: Oh, I see, so you're the king of the Broncos and Chiefs boards?
Chiefo: Si, senor, you're very smart.
Dhall26: (Dhall flips his collar) Yeah, well, enough about me.
Dhall26: You kind of got a lot people on this board thinking you're a little cuckoo, are you?
Chiefo: No, me not cuckoo, just a little crazy.
Dhall26: Okay, well Chiefo, that's all the questions I got for you today.
(Dhall begins to walk away)
Chiefo: Hey, you want to buy a rib?
Dhall26: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Chiefo: Oh yeah, I have a friend who does that for a living too! Vegetarians make great money!
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