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    One of my co-workers got a breast reduction a few weeks ago, and it’s significant. You can tell she’s in pain when she walks. It’s kinda sad. Anyhow, she came in today, and she got her hair cut over the weekend. I looked and smiled, and I said, “got a little taken off the top, eh?”

    Doh.

    That's my worst one lately.

    What are yours?
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    not mine but a friend of mine worked at a hotel
    on a rainy night he said a big fat lady with huge boobs came in for her reserved room. because of the rain the nips were at full salute. he said they were really big and blatently sticking out, he said he tried not to look at them but it was so hard not too. anyway he had her sign the form and he said "if you could also please put your nipples here." instead of initials- he said both there faces went red

    its one of those had to be there, but when he told me i thought it was funny
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    • #3
      Sorry for asking but what is a faux pas?

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      • #4
        ha ha

        i have no idea either

        i just figured that story was a nice fit
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        • #5
          Originally posted by xX-Bronco-Xx
          Sorry for asking but what is a faux pas?
          Essentially, it's when you screw up.

          Dictionary.com has it defined as a "social blunder."

          Oh, and it's pronounced "foe pah."
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          • #6
            Originally posted by WhoDeyBengals
            One of my co-workers got a breast reduction a few weeks ago, and it’s significant. You can tell she’s in pain when she walks. It’s kinda sad. Anyhow, she came in today, and she got her hair cut over the weekend. I looked and smiled, and I said, “got a little taken off the top, eh?”

            Doh.

            That's my worst one lately.

            What are yours?


            Saying "When are you due?" to a woman that isn't pregnant.

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            • #7
              knocking on a church door in the middle of a sermon, and asking the gentleman who asnwered in a really loud voice, "can jesus come out and play?"

              .....actually, I enjoyed doing that.


              If you take what I have to say seriously, then I'm embarrassed for you.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Broncofan-13
                knocking on a church door in the middle of a sermon, and asking the gentleman who asnwered in a really loud voice, "can jesus come out and play?"

                .....actually, I enjoyed doing that.
                Hahaha!

                Well here's mine or actually my friends'.

                One of my friends was arguing with another one of my friends and he was calling him a homsexual and stuff (not that he ment it) But then he says "YOU'RE the homosapien! I AM the homosexual!" Hahaha!

                Then me and my friend were arguing and my friend said I'm queer and your straight you looser!" hahahaha he's an idiot.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by champbronc2
                  Hahaha!

                  Well here's mine or actually my friends'.

                  One of my friends was arguing with another one of my friends and he was calling him a homsexual and stuff (not that he ment it) But then he says "YOU'RE the homosapien! I AM the homosexual!" Hahaha!

                  Then me and my friend were arguing and my friend said I'm queer and your straight you looser!" hahahaha he's an idiot.


                  Hmmmm, Yeah.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by champbronc2
                    Hahaha!

                    Well here's mine or actually my friends'.

                    One of my friends was arguing with another one of my friends and he was calling him a homsexual and stuff (not that he ment it) But then he says "YOU'RE the homosapien! I AM the homosexual!" Hahaha!

                    Then me and my friend were arguing and my friend said I'm queer and your straight you looser!" hahahaha he's an idiot.
                    and then this one time i picked up a pickle from the floor...

                    but it wasnt a pickle because my friend and he is homosexal also...

                    ...

                    WHAT?!?!


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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by anton1287
                      and then this one time i picked up a pickle from the floor...

                      but it wasnt a pickle because my friend and he is homosexal also...

                      ...

                      WHAT?!?!

                      did my story make no sense?
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by anton1287
                        and then this one time i picked up a pickle from the floor...

                        but it wasnt a pickle because my friend and he is homosexal also...

                        ...

                        WHAT?!?!

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                        • #13
                          Hmmmm now that I know what a faux pas is I have one.

                          One time I said, "I'd tap that &hit." to my friends and the girl I was talking about was right behind me listening to the conversation.



                          Good thing she only talked about me behind my back now.

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                          • #14
                            Well, I was talking to my parents about my girlfriend (who is now my ex).

                            I was either going to go out with her or a girl I work with. The girl I work with, is......well traveled if you know what I mean.

                            So I said: "I had the choice of either the girl work with, or my girlfriend. And shes kinda of a whore"

                            Thankfully, my girlfriend wasn't there!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by xX-Bronco-Xx
                              Hmmmm now that I know what a faux pas is I have one.

                              One time I said, "I'd tap that &hit." to my friends and the girl I was talking about was right behind me listening to the conversation.



                              Good thing she only talked about me behind my back now.
                              that's happened to me alot of times so your not the only one. i've been slapped for it to
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