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I went camping this past weekend.
We had fun.
We ate.
Then it was time for bed.
I crawled into my tent & fell asleep with little effort.
Several hours later I awoke with my bladder ready to explode.
OH NO....
I hadn't thought of this.
It's dark, the bathrooms are 150 yards away, what am I going to do?
It's not a big deal to pee in the woods during the day or even at night as long as somebody knows you are going to do it & you have a flashlight.
I had no flashlight.
There was no light at all!
NONE!
So to not awake the other campers, I crawled out of my tent doing the "dance" 50ft away from the site. I cannot see a single thing. I can sure hear a lot, though. Like, screaming.....little kids screaming. It was coyotes.
I hurry up and proceed with my business.
And I'm holding my underwear in such a way that my pants aren't down around my ankles, just pulled forward.
My hand slips, I pee in my panties.
Okay, I finish & I go to lean up against a tree to remove them and put my pj pants back on. I miss the tree & fall down a slope.
There I am, pants still off....naked from the waste down.
I look over and there's a tent right there in front of me some 15 feet away with a light on inside.
Great. Hope they enjoyed the show.
We had fun.
We ate.
Then it was time for bed.
I crawled into my tent & fell asleep with little effort.
Several hours later I awoke with my bladder ready to explode.
OH NO....
I hadn't thought of this.
It's dark, the bathrooms are 150 yards away, what am I going to do?
It's not a big deal to pee in the woods during the day or even at night as long as somebody knows you are going to do it & you have a flashlight.
I had no flashlight.
There was no light at all!
NONE!
So to not awake the other campers, I crawled out of my tent doing the "dance" 50ft away from the site. I cannot see a single thing. I can sure hear a lot, though. Like, screaming.....little kids screaming. It was coyotes.
I hurry up and proceed with my business.
And I'm holding my underwear in such a way that my pants aren't down around my ankles, just pulled forward.
My hand slips, I pee in my panties.
Okay, I finish & I go to lean up against a tree to remove them and put my pj pants back on. I miss the tree & fall down a slope.
There I am, pants still off....naked from the waste down.
I look over and there's a tent right there in front of me some 15 feet away with a light on inside.
Great. Hope they enjoyed the show.
Good story!
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