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    Okay if you found yourself in this situation on would you do? Would the monkey become your friend or your supper! I mean being on a desert island would suck and chances are you aren't going to have a volleyball there to keep you company yet the need to eat and eat some real food instead various insects you find on the ground would be strong. I would go fo the friend route myself but if push comes to shove I wouldn't hesitate to turn the monkey into food provided I had problems finding food elsewhere on the island.






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  • #2
    I'd be eating my monkey

    (^dosnt sound right does it^)

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    • #3
      It would be pointless to eat the monkey...I'd just be hungry the next day. I would be friends with him.
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      • #4
        I' d be friends with him until the day before I got off the island and I'd eat him.
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        • #5
          Not sure I would be able to catch, much less slaughter, a monkey. Wouldn't want to eat any bad parts.


          And I would just be hungry the next day. I'd eat what fruits I could find, and try to catch fish instead.

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          • #6
            I would teach the Monkey to tap dance to the Chiefs Fight Song!!




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            • #7
              I would teach the monkey to do everything for me - catch my fish, do my laundry, gather fruit - be a guard monkey, etc etc, it cant be much harder than training a man to do what you want - they're not far apart on the evolutionary chain ya know

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              • #8
                I would kill the monkey right away and eat it, I become attached to animals to easily and if I had to eat it later then it would be hard for me to..LOL...

                But what I want to know is how would you get into a situation like that anyways?..LOL..
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                • #9
                  monkey sushi doesn't sound very appetizing. use the monkey for fish bait, then you can eat w/o cooking.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by dandaman23
                    But what I want to know is how would you get into a situation like that anyways?..LOL..
                    letting the monkey fly your plane
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                    • #11
                      My friend

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