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  • Thanksgiving Humor!

    Just thought you might enjoy a few chuckles for the upcoming
    Thanksgiving holiday!

    http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...ush_turkey.jpg

    Moo Moo

    Eat Me (this one OB would probably enjoy...on the line of "bite me")

    Doctor I keep having nightmares...




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    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

    John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

  • #2
    Funny! Thanks wifey..
    I owe ya one. Gotta do some spreading first.

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    • #3
      PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

      One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her.

      She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

      When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

      With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

      At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

      Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
      :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
        PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

        One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick on her.

        She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

        When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

        With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

        At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

        Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
        That is a great story B69....I just know I'd like your mom---very funny!
        How does your sister remember it? Does she laugh about it?
        "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

        John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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        • #5
          Originally posted by His Wife
          That is a great story B69....I just know I'd like your mom---very funny!
          How does your sister remember it? Does she laugh about it?
          That was actually a joke sent to me. Just thought I would post it here in the Turkey Day humor thread.
          :usa: *** God Bless Our Military Men And Women*** :usa:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BroncoManiac_69
            That was actually a joke sent to me. Just thought I would post it here in the Turkey Day humor thread.
            It was a goody too!
            "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

            John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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            • #7
              These are too cute to get lost in the shuffle. We'll try it again.
              "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

              John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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              • #8
                I am trying to find that article from "the onion" on the internet "how to make a hand turkey" that they print every year....you will like it once I find it.

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