Things That're VERY Difficult to Say When You're..

[The Dark Knight]

....... DRUNK!?!



Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

No kebab for me, thank you.

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?



Any others???

[caveatemptor]

She sells seashells by the seashore

[Jeff Lebowski]

Im gonna look for a job tommorrow.

[The X-Factor 82]

Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
Im gonna look for a job tommorrow.

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Jared]

Not like this. I am serial monogamist.

[Elway]

I didn't want to drive drunk, but how else was I going to get the car home?

[The Dark Knight]

Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski
Im gonna look for a job tommorrow.

Ha ha

Good one Dude.

[Broncs Bomber]

No.

[Nixhex78]

One smart feller and he felt smart.
Two smart fellers and they felt smart.
Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Say that 5 times fast! It's hard even if you're not drunk.

[The X-Factor 82]

Officer you might as well throw me in the back of that patty wagon im sleepy anyway!

[orangenblue420]

No

[SCI03]

Hello, My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic

[shawny]

Good morning Boss.

[antd700]

Originally posted by Nixhex78
One smart feller and he felt smart.
Two smart fellers and they felt smart.
Three smart fellers and they all felt smart.

Say that 5 times fast! It's hard even if you're not drunk.

Can't even say it once, man I feel so inadiquate.

No mum I didnt smoke

no, your butt does not look big in that

[The X-Factor 82]

I have another one.


Excuse me officer I see your carpooling tonight! Got room for one more?