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    classic.
    "On a given day, a given circumstance, you think you have a limit. And you then go for this limit and you touch this limit, and you think, 'Okay, this is the limit'. And so you touch this limit, something happens and you suddenly can go a little bit further. With your mind power, your determination, your instinct, and the experience as well, you can fly very high."
    Ayrton Senna..

  • #2
    You must spread some Contributor Status around before giving it to y2cragie again


    Thats really funny



    :salute:

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    • #3
      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that was hilarious man im crying.
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      • #4
        I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

        CP to you.

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        • #5
          OMG call an ambulance................I've split my sides

          That's great, better than anything I've ever got on them, and believe me I've had a few.......................

          Although I had a good one the other night..........

          Phone rings whilst I'm getting my 7 year old lad a drink. He gets to the phone before me.

          As I walk to the phone, I hear him say, as polite as anything,

          "There is no Mr ...................., it's Mr...................."

          Then he turns to me as I walk through and says, still as innocent and sweet as you like, and still holding the phone


          "Dad, there's some IDIOT on the phone for you"

          The missus had to scrape me off the floor
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          • #6
            That was hilarious.... I'm going to try that one out

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            • #7




              Id cp if you if i could...well if notre dame didnt lose last night!...ill get yo as soon as i can!
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              Oh! this one time i saw a blimp!

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              • #8
                That is clever and so funny!
                "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                • #9
                  HAHAHHAHAHA OMFG ROFL Cp for you!

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                  • #10
                    "Don't worry about that it's just a formality."

                    Good stuff,


                    "When Kepler found his long-cherished belief did not agree with the most precise observation, he accepted the uncomfortable fact. He preferred the hard truth to his dearest illusions; that is the heart of science."
                    - Carl Sagan

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                    • #11
                      OMG, Funny Stuff!!!
                      Last edited by JWinn; 11-26-2006, 07:07 PM. Reason: No profanity please

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                      • #12
                        Haha, that guy plays the role perfect. Very funny!

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                        • #13
                          HAHAHAHAHAHA





                          :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:


                          Bravo!

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                          • #14
                            that made me laugh!


                            I still miss the blue background.

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