Children's books that never got published

[OptimusPrime5]

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables



3. Dad's New Wife Robert



4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know & Share



5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do Book"



6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking



7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her



8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence



9. All Cats go to Hell



10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched



11. Some Kittens Can Fly



12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption



13. Grandma Gets a Casket



14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator



15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia



16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy



17. Strangers Have the Best Candy



18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way



19. You Were an Accident



20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will



21. Pop! Goes the Hamster & Other Great Microwave Games



22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan



23. Your Nightmares Are Real



24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?



25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School



26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?



27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things



28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.



29. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead.

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

Haha so random

[Snapping Turtle]

13. Grandma Gets a Casket


HAHAHAHA Nice post!

[EdmcCaff87]

lmao some good ones in there

[Skywalker]

29. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead

That would have been my favorite

[xX-Bronco-Xx]

19. You Were an Accident



Now that would suck to hear from your parents.