Butt Dust . . .

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No adult is this creative!!


JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom, why have you got two? Is
one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny
replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie
said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your
panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love
you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside
my bedroom window,"

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her
frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap, and
she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the
little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups.
"Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "it makes
my teeth cough."

D.I. (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How
much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging
and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them,
he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his
Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know
what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my
wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of
the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."
Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly,
rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a
while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"



And the story of the day...

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.. this particular
Sunday sermon... "Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms
extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned
face. "Without you, we are but dust." He would have continued,
but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!)
leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?

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[Thundergirl]

Great find! That is entertaining!:thumb:
My 5 year old daughter saw my friend breastfeeding her son and asked why the baby was eating her boob!
I hope that didn't offend anyone.

[His Wife]

Those were some funny stories Top!
Through a child's eyes....adults look
and sound pretty silly sometimes.
(You know what? We are sometimes too!)

[KCLadyFan]

Those were some funny stories Top!
Through a child's eyes....adults look
and sound pretty silly sometimes.
(You know what? We are sometimes too!)

true.....very true...

Thanks Top!!!

[OptimusPrime5]

great post!

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Great find! That is entertaining!:thumb:
My 5 year old daughter saw my friend breastfeeding her son and asked why the baby was eating her boob!
I hope that didn't offend anyone.

Offend? I just gave you a CP!

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[xX-Bronco-Xx]

I use to call preschool, precake and kindergarten candygarten.

Ahhh the good ole days. Only makes me wonder what life would be like if I had a time traveling machine

[bruce80_267]

Thats pretty funny. I would give you a CP but I ran out...

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I use to call preschool, precake and kindergarten candygarten.

Ahhh the good ole days. Only makes me wonder what life would be like if I had a time traveling machine

Well, I remember . . .

I was maybe about 7, when my 6-year-old best friend asked me, "Are you a
democrap or a repelican?" Guess he had heard his parents talking.

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[Denver Native]

These are great Top :clap: :clap:

[Kapaibro]

Well, I remember . . .

I was maybe about 7, when my 6-year-old best friend asked me, "Are you a
democrap or a repelican?" Guess he had heard his parents talking.

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Great post!

Democrap!

Repelican!

[Mount-n-Groan]

Good stuff, top! Kids really do say the darndest things.

These remind me of something that happened recently.

A few days ago my 3 year old daughter had to go pee so I took her in to the bathroom to use her little potty. As she was sitting down she said, in a very matter-of-fact tone of voice,

"You know what, dad? When I'm a boy I'm going to pull out my little pee pee thing like this..." [as she goes through the motion] "...and then I can go potty standing up like you. That'll be pretty cool, huh dad?"

Me: "Uh..." :paper:

[Kapaibro]

More stuff from kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10




Damn, some funny stuff there, my fav's in red

[Thundergirl]

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7 (smart girl)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10




Damn, some funny stuff there, my fav's in red

Those were good Kap!

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Thanks Kap!!



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