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    Insane squirrel tears into shreds postwoman’s face
    2006/11/02


    Letter carriers occasionally have to deal with angry dogs or maybe even a spider's nest in a mailbox, but a mean squirrel? Barb Dougherty, a 30-year Postal Service employee, said she was attacked and bitten Monday by a squirrel while delivering mail in Oil City, about 75 miles north of Pittsburgh.

    "It was a freak thing. It was traumatic," Dougherty told The Derrick in Oil City. "I saw it there on the porch, put the mail in the box and turned to walk away and it jumped on me."

    The animal ran up her leg and onto her back, she said.

    "I eventually got a hold of the tail and pulled it off me," Dougherty said. "No one was home at the house where I was delivering the mail, but the neighbor lady heard me screaming and came over."

    An ambulance took Dougherty to the hospital, where she was treated for cuts and scratches. The squirrel was killed with a BB gun and sent to a lab to be tested for rabies. Dougherty was given the first series of rabies shots as a precaution.

    Postal officials said the attack is extraordinary.

    "In about 230 years of postal history, I bet it is not the first, but I've personally never heard of another squirrel biting," said Steve Kochersperger, spokesman for the Erie district.

    Squirrels do not frequently bite people, said Regis Senko, who works for the Pennsylvania Game Commission.

    Steve Jolley, a Postal Service manager in Oil City, said, "We are not issuing a squirrel alert, but everyone is aware of the incident."

    Source: AP
    http://funreports.com/fun/02-11-2006/1427-squirrel-0
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

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  • #2
    That'll learn her for loosing his subscription to Skwrl Illustrated!
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    • #3
      dang kap, sounds like maybe you should keep a closer eye on the little bugger. . . .
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      • #4
        Originally posted by dogfish
        dang kap, sounds like maybe you should keep a closer eye on the little bugger. . . .
        That's not the Skwrl of Doom, just a compadre of his!
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        • #5
          Wow. I don't envy that woman. Sounds kind of funny at first, but that must have
          been very traumatic for her. Really, something like that could cause the onset of a
          phobia. I don't know whether I would want to return to work. Those shots, I hear,
          are miserable, too.

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          • #6
            lmao issue a squirrel alert??
            poor lady

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            • #7
              LMAO I bet the squirrel was storing his nutts in the mailbox, and felt threatened by the mail-lady..

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              • #8
                Reminds me of that cell-phone-during-a-funeral commercial.....



                .....LOL......



                .......I'm sure she deserved it, as squirrel's have very long memories......





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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rcsodak
                  Reminds me of that cell-phone-during-a-funeral commercial.....



                  .....LOL......



                  .......I'm sure she deserved it, as squirrel's have very long memories......





                  ...........
                  I told you, she stole the swimsuit issue of his Skwrl Illustrated!
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                  • #10
                    That sux they killed the animal.
                    SOMEBODY!!! ANYBODY!!!! GIVE ME A MILE HIGH SALUTE!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MileHighStud
                      That sux they killed the animal.
                      I think they suspected the squirrel had rabies, and didn't want it
                      going around biting every postman that came along.
                      "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

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                      • #12
                        Oil City?


                        My old radio stomping grounds!.


                        Glad I never bumped into THAT squirre.




                        Or, maybe Skwrl Of Doom was visiting some relativees? Kap, are you in Pennsylvania?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by FunReports.com

                          The squirrel was killed with a BB gun and sent to a lab to be tested for rabies


                          Go Huskers.

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                          • #14
                            I empathize with the woman.

                            So, even the sqiurrels are getting squirrelly and going postal on postal workers?

                            Sorry, I couldn't resist saying that.

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                            • #15
                              It's obvious what happened.

                              The postwoman spoke the truth and said "Steelers suck!"

                              The squirrel, a typical Steeler fan that stores his nuts where no one can find it, took offense and went on the loco.

                              If we could only use our bb guns towards the Steeler fans, this planet would be a better place.

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