Which...Where and Why?

[Johnny Law Man]

Here's the scenario:

You are in a car with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan...

or for the ladies...Eminem, Kevin Federline and Tommy Lee...

Logically, someone has to drive...

Who sits in the front with the driver and who is in the back with whom...?

oh and show your work...this is where the Why falls into play...

Johnny Law Man says:

1.) I'm driving because the other 3 are bimbos...

2.) I select Paris Hilton to sit in the front with me because, Lindsay Lohan still looks like a little kid to me (I.e. Parent Trap) and Kevin Federline has biblical knowledge of Britney Spears which in my neck of the woods makes her dirty...

Oh, yeah and because I have observed video clips of some of Paris' "talents" which she is fully capable of performing while I drive...

Yup, life's good...

Now you do yours!!!

[Broncofan-13]

is driving off of a cliff intentionally with those three in the car considered an act of god?



by the way,interesting choice of women, JLM/

[16milehigh87]

I would personally prefer to be in anther car.

[AzBroncoFan67]

Here's the scenario:

You are in a car with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan...

or for the ladies...Eminem, Kevin Federline and Tommy Lee...

Logically, someone has to drive...

Who sits in the front with the driver and who is in the back with whom...?

oh and show your work...this is where the Why falls into play...

Johnny Law Man says:

1.) I'm driving because the other 3 are bimbos...

2.) I select Paris Hilton to sit in the front with me because, Lindsay Lohan still looks like a little kid to me (I.e. Parent Trap) and Kevin Federline has biblical knowledge of Britney Spears which in my neck of the woods makes her dirty...

Oh, yeah and because I have observed video clips of some of Paris' "talents" which she is fully capable of performing while I drive...

Yup, life's good...

Now you do yours!!!

:doh: Johnny Johnny Johnny

[AzBroncoFan67]

I would personally prefer to be in anther car.

I agree with you on that one

[Broncofan-13]

I find it also interesting that you picked paris. something I read a while back refered to her crotch as looking like "an Arby's Big Montana stuffed in a leather wallet."

...which, of course, made me laugh my butt off.

[AzBroncoFan67]

I find it also interesting that you picked paris. something I read a while back refered to her crotch as looking like "an Arby's Big Montana stuffed in a leather wallet."

...which, of course, made me laugh my butt off.

[LbloodOjunkieG]

I would be in the back with Lindsey Lohan, with Britney driving and Paris in the passenger seat.

[BroncFanIN]

All 3 go in trunk.

I have a big car.

I then drive to Taco Bell and get myself a Nachos Grande...cause that just sounds good.

On the other hand...if there was say....John Lynch, Tony Gonzo and "Chucky" in the car with me....well...thats a whole other story!

[2 Minute Warning]

I choose to be** alone** in the back with Tommy Lee.
Eminem will drive. We are going to Taco Bell too ,
and lose the Federline dude somehow.
I don't trust him.

[Missin#7]

Here's the scenario:

You are in a car with Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan...

or for the ladies...Eminem, Kevin Federline and Tommy Lee...

Logically, someone has to drive...

Who sits in the front with the driver and who is in the back with whom...?

oh and show your work...this is where the Why falls into play...


Now you do yours!!!

Honestly I don't think I would drive across the street to see any of those guys, let alone let any of them even ride in my TRUNK!

Ok, Maybe I would let Tommy in, just so I could see if what they say about him is true

[BroncFanIN]

I choose to be** alone** in the back with Tommy Lee.
Eminem will drive. We are going to Taco Bell too ,
and lose the Federline dude somehow.
I don't trust him.

hmm...Shark bait?
Or would that give Jawsy heartburn?

[KCLadyFan]

All 3 go in trunk.

I have a big car.

I then drive to Taco Bell and get myself a Nachos Grande...cause that just sounds good.

On the other hand...if there was say....John Lynch,

Tony Gonzo

and "Chucky" in the car with me....well...thats a whole other story!

oh yea...the 3 esp the 1 you mentioned sounds a whole heck of alot better than the 3 that JLM mentioned....

[Charlie Brown]

Let's see...

Britney Spears = Naaassty!!!

Lindsey Lohan = Naaaassstyyy and a real hothead too.

Paris Hilton = Nasty

Hmmm .... I'd sit with Hilton. Maybe she can be my sugar momma!!

[AntiSteeler]

Let's see...

Britney Spears = Naaassty!!!

Lindsey Lohan = Naaaassstyyy and a real hothead too.

Paris Hilton = Nasty

Hmmm .... I'd sit with Hilton. Maybe she can be my sugar momma!!

run away, RUN AWAY! Charlie, Paris Hilton has...I'm not going to continue with this.