Whom would you rather not see?

[Johnny Law Man]

Of the listed, whom would you rather not see...and why...

Will it be:

1.) The Doctor: Do you fear the needle? Or perhaps a visit to the Gynecologist; You know that sucks!!!

2.) The Dentist: "Now, you're going to feel a little pinch inside your mouth..." just before ripping a tooth from your mouth with a set of surgical pliers...

3.) Your Mother-in-law: I know that most of you probably don't have a MIL, but I also figured that those of us who do would represent proper...

4.) Your School Principal: I never feared any of mine, but then again I spent enough time in his office that I actually discussed getting my nameplate put on his door...

5) Your Guidance Counselor: There's something that's creepy about these folks...can't put my finger on it...

6.) Other: Perhaps someone I missed...

I choose Mother-In-Law...She's a girl, so I can't punch her...and aside from that, she actually is so arrogant as to believe that I am concerned with her opinion of anything...

[BroncFanIN]

My guidance counsler....there was something so freaky about the whole thing. I did everything I could to get out of going...in high school and college.

Oh! The "Customer Service Rep" at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles. I'm always petrified I havent brought all the "correct" documentation...especially after I've sat in the waiting area for 30 minutes. Then its always the I dont have time for this....

[JWinn]

You!

In my rear view mirror with the lights flashing!

[LordTrychon]

My boss....


I've unnoficially put in notice at this job. (as in my direct boss knows, but his boss doesn't)


I'm done.

[Broncofan-13]

considering that after 3 years of dental work, my dentist (or rather, dental surgeon) screwed up by using screws too long to fit in my jaw confortably, leaving me with a pain that doesn't go away (ever), I'm gonna go with dentist.

[EdmcCaff87]

ahhhhhh.....my freakin mother in law. Nothing ruins my day than when she shows up. She needs something from the store, she needs ride to doctor, but shes quick to overexaggerate me mingling with a girlfriend to my wife. trust me I can take a few pulled tooths a week over spending a day with her.

[Day1BroncoFan]

I voted for "other".
It would be my ex-wife, whom I haven't seen for about 25 years now.

[His Wife]

Hand's down, the mother-in-law.

The most unhappy, depressed, angry, bitter woman
I've met in my entire life, hands down, and with everyone.
Definitely this one. Give me a root canal anyday!

Hey JLM! Good to see ya in ABF!

[Johnny Law Man]

I knew that the Mother-In-Law selection would do well...

I don't know what it is...and I'll never understand...

Why would a person work so hard to express her disapproval of every aspect of another person's life...and expect them to care???

I would have to blame my Father-In-Law for her behavior though...

You see, what you do is take one of your feet, and move said foot in a downward motion...

[CinnaMunMun]

Dentist. There are only two spots where pain hurts me: my mouth, my twins. And I think I can put up with pain more in my twins than my mouth.

Not to mention they are going to butcher me for not wearing my retainer. My teeth went a little crooked, so now instead of perfect, they are damn near perfect. She also has the habit of slipping and scraping my gums.

"oh you are bleeding!"

Yea, you just stabbed me you psychopath!

[His Wife]

I knew that the Mother-In-Law selection would do well...

I don't know what it is...and I'll never understand...

Why would a person work so hard to express her disapproval of every aspect of another person's life...and expect them to care???

I would have to blame my Father-In-Law for her behavior though...

You see, what you do is take one of your feet, and move said foot in a downward motion...

How did you know? He left her after 18 mos of marriage. Good call JLM!
Yet, that was 42 years ago.

[Broncofan-13]

Dentist. There are only two spots where pain hurts me: my mouth, my twins. And I think I can put up with pain more in my twins than my mouth.

Not to mention they are going to butcher me for not wearing my retainer. My teeth went a little crooked, so now instead of perfect, they are damn near perfect. She also has the habit of slipping and scraping my gums.

"oh you are bleeding!"

Yea, you just stabbed me you psychopath!

try getting a dental surgeon who CAN"T READ ENGLISH!!!!

he was from puerto Rico, so I know, I'm gonna catch flak for that.

[Nick]

Mine is dentist. I was a very active kid in sports etc., and busted out my front two teeth multiple times (7-8 times)

I need to have my cap and my other one vineared for about 2 years now and dentist set a appt with me every other month and I miss it

I just hate going there but have a firm appt in feb that I will go to because wifey making me

[Johnny Law Man]

I haven't been to the Dentist in a while...

I brush and all, but I just don't go there...perhaps that is why the fear isn't so strong...

You see, I went last when I was like 15 or so...so we're talkin' 16 years ago...

Dude told me that he was going to have to pull like 11 teeth so that I could get braces...

*Fun Fact*~Johnny Law Man has teeth like a real, live shark...I have two on the bottom that are behind the main row...

So much for my job as an anchorman...

[Medford Bronco]

the dentist. There is nothing worse than when you feel that scraping feeling or being stuck with a needle for novacaine.