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  • Do Boys have it easier than girls do...?

    Mrs. Law Man and I have this argument that has been ongoing for like 8 years now...

    Mrs. Law Man often complains (an understatement) that I somehow have been blessed to have been born a male of our species...

    and as one could expect, I tend to disagree with Mrs. Law Man...

    She most often brings up this argument about every 4 weeks...

    Now, I could ignore her, but I feel that it is not only necessary, but important to argue the point with her...

    My argument is infallible...

    Our society has placed her on a pedestal of sorts...

    My only acknowledgement of any validity to her argument is that men can do #1 anywhere...

    This should be an excellent discussion...

    Now someone supply me with examples so that I may de-bunk them...
    I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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    Well, I for one am overjoyed that we men don't have that monthly thing or, child bearing. Those will be enough to start the conversation off, I'll think of more later.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Day1BroncoFan
      Well, I for one am overjoyed that we men don't have that monthly thing or, child bearing. Those will be enough to start the conversation off, I'll think of more later.


      Child bearing can be considered a blessing though...I'm not sure that I would want to do that...the mere thought makes me feel all icky, but I'll bet some dude, somewhere is all torn up inside that he'll never be a mommy...
      I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Johnny Law Man

        Child bearing can be considered a blessing though...I'm not sure that I would want to do that...the mere thought makes me feel all icky, but I'll bet some dude, somewhere is all torn up inside that he'll never be a mommy...

        No doubt that's true! I don't want to do it, sounds like a lot of pain and pushing to me, not to mention the whole nine month thing with morning sickness.
        My hats off to the women for that but, it is something that is considered a blessing.

        There are two kinds of teams in the AFCW; The losers and the Broncos!!!

        I Support our Troops!
        How do you expect me to have a RED WHITE and BLUE sig when the background is obnoxious white?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Day1BroncoFan
          No doubt that's true! I don't want to do it, sounds like a lot of pain and pushing to me, not to mention the whole nine month thing with morning sickness.
          My hats off to the women for that but, it is something that is considered a blessing.


          Pain and pushing for like a part of a day...

          And most women dont experience morning sickness until the start of the second trimester (month 4) a fair portion of women never experience morning sickness at all...the great exaggeration comes into effect in hopes for extra sympathy...
          I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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          • #6
            I'm a man, but I don't know about the easy stuff. Especially since I haven't been a girl/women.

            I do know I'm happy and glad I'm a man.

            I will say my wife says I take it easy on my daughter and is harder on my sons.
            I wouldn't do that, that would fair to my daughter. She will be a stronger and more successful by being treated the same by me. (That's my girl )
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            • #7
              Im a male with a house full of girls. I treat my daughters with tough love. I think Id treat'em the same as boys if I had boys. I want my girls to be strong, independent, and be able to hold thier own in life w/o any special treatment.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Johnny Law Man

                Child bearing can be considered a blessing though...I'm not sure that I would want to do that...the mere thought makes me feel all icky, but I'll bet some dude, somewhere is all torn up inside that he'll never be a mommy...
                And I wouldn't want men in charge of child birth. They'd arrange labor about their favorite sport on TV. Plus, they just can't handle pain like women endure.....
                "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

                John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by horsesense
                  Im a male with a house full of girls. I treat my daughters with tough love. I think Id treat'em the same as boys if I had boys. I want my girls to be strong, independent, and be able to hold thier own in life w/o any special treatment.


                  You have to...

                  I can remember playing pickup Basketball when I was like 18 or something like that at the local park...there was this girl who was like the second coming of Christ as a Basketball player, she was there...

                  It was pathetic, most of the guys either groped her while they were supposed to be defending her or played almost no defense at all...

                  I defended her...a sent her shots back at her just like I would anyone else...she respected me for that...but the guys broke my stones...and in typical Johnny Law Man form, I could care less...

                  This is why guys hate to play girls in sports...because they're damned if the do and damned if they don't...

                  If I dominate her, it's no big deal...I'm supposed to...
                  If I permit her to score on me, I'm inadequate...I chose the lesser of two evils...
                  I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by His Wife
                    And I wouldn't want men in charge of child birth. They'd arrange labor about their favorite sport on TV. Plus, they just can't handle pain like women endure.....


                    Nice try...I find that men handle physical pain better than women in general...and women tend to handle emotional pain better than men in general...

                    I ceratinly wouldn't be yelling and carrying on like someone cut off a limb...
                    I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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                    • #11
                      Thats why my daughters play golf/tennis. There is no groping!!! Therefore there is no going to prison for me. My oldest daughter hits the ball (golf) just as far as most boys her age. She shoots lower rounds then I do, and when we play (every week-end) she shoots from the mens tees. My younget is more of a Tom-Boy who holds a Brown belt in Hapkito. Id love to see a boy try and grope her.

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                      • #12
                        First off...about the whole PREGNANCY thing...
                        1) Dont leave men in charge of that. We'd all go extinct. They cringe and wimper when they have to think of pushing the baby the size of a watermelon through something the size of a grape...(at least thats the way my mom put it to me..) Considering I'll be going into labor in a few weeks

                        Never argue with a pregnant woman.

                        2) At least if your going to brag about peeing upright...learn how to aim, okay?
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                        • #13
                          I hate shaving everyday, I think my wife agrees (shaves her legs).

                          I like the "he looks so distiguished with the gray hair" factor.

                          I like having mechanics tell me the truth (that's a laugh).

                          I'd rather be a man than a woman.

                          There are two kinds of teams in the AFCW; The losers and the Broncos!!!

                          I Support our Troops!
                          How do you expect me to have a RED WHITE and BLUE sig when the background is obnoxious white?

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by BroncFanIN
                            First off...about the whole PREGNANCY thing...
                            1) Dont leave men in charge of that. We'd all go extinct. They cringe and wimper when they have to think of pushing the baby the size of a watermelon through something the size of a grape...(at least thats the way my mom put it to me..) Considering I'll be going into labor in a few weeks

                            Never argue with a pregnant woman.

                            2) At least if your going to brag about peeing upright...learn how to aim, okay?


                            Ask your mom where that woman lives...with the grape...

                            Why do I have to aim, I'm not cleaning...

                            Never argue with Johnny Law Man...
                            I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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                            • #15
                              The pregnancy issue is laden with exaggeration...more like, try pushing something the size of a large orange out of something that started off being the size of a lime and expanded to the size of a large lemon...poor things...
                              I've walked these streets, a loaded six-string on my back, I play for keeps 'cause I might not make it back, I've been everywhere still I'm standin' tall, I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all!!:salute!:

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