Redneck goodies....

[rcsodak]

First you need to know hitch your hoss up to the cart right.

No...


...hop sing make hoss hitch cart

[Day1BroncoFan]

How about making hop sing!?

First you need to know hitch your hoss up to the cart right.

[rcsodak]

Those are as ridiculous as a one-legged man in a brewery making hops.

How about making hop sing!?

[OptimusPrime5]

**I was as mad as a three-legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy pond.

**It's harder than trying to stick a wet noodle in a wildcat's ass.

**It's kinda like puttin' gas in a car you've already wrecked.

**It's tougher than a two-dollar steak.

**Noisier than two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

**That guy's harder to catch than my wife's boyfriend.

**Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral.

Citing these makes me happier than a opossum in the corncrib with the dog tied up.

Those are as ridiculous as a one-legged man in a brewery making hops.

[Day1BroncoFan]

Well rip my head off and spit down my neck, them thar's some funny jokes!

[alan]

What do you call the heat given off when two rednecks have sex?


relitive humidity...

[rcsodak]

**I was as mad as a three-legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy pond.

**It's harder than trying to stick a wet noodle in a wildcat's ass.

**It's kinda like puttin' gas in a car you've already wrecked.

**It's tougher than a two-dollar steak.

**Noisier than two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

**That guy's harder to catch than my wife's boyfriend.

**Busier than a set of jumper cables at a Mexican funeral.

Citing these makes me happier than a opossum in the corncrib with the dog tied up.