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  • #1

    Three men...

    Just passing on a joke I received in an email...
    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


    I'm a guy but still found it funny.
    "You can't take the sky from me..."
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  • #2
    That was pretty funny
    Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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    • #3
      You're right, that is funny!
      "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

      John Stuart Mill (Look him up )

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      • #4
        Originally posted by His Wife
        You're right, that is funny!

        But as we men can attest, not exactly true
        Rest in Peace, Darrent and Damien. You will be forever in our thoughts

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        • #5
          Funny! What's a map?

          There are two kinds of teams in the AFCW; The losers and the Broncos!!!

          I Support our Troops!
          How do you expect me to have a RED WHITE and BLUE sig when the background is obnoxious white?

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          • #6
            I know I should be insulted, but it was just too funny!!

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            • #7
              Haha that was so funny... Nice one man!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Javalon
                Just passing on a joke I received in an email...
                Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

                After witnessing that the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

                Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.


                I'm a guy but still found it funny.
                Did she turn into a man again or stayed as a woman?

                XBL: The1Executioner

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SmithOverTO
                  But as we men can attest, not exactly true
                  True....


                  ....what woman could:
                  a. Read a map
                  b. Actually trek 100 yards along a river....
                  c. Know which direction 'upstream' is...
                  d. Have the guts to cross a bridge over said "raging river"


                  "Alex, misnomers for $200, please:
                  "It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
                  tireless minority keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of
                  men."
                  -- Samuel Adams

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by rcsodak
                    True....


                    ....what woman could:
                    a. Read a map
                    b. Actually trek 100 yards along a river....
                    c. Know which direction 'upstream' is...
                    d. Have the guts to cross a bridge over said "raging river"


                    "Alex, misnomers for $200, please:
                    Let alone remember why she was doing that in the first place.
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                    • #11
                      Riiiight... Because women go hand in hand with a good sense of direction. I think I might tell that joke and just reverse it.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Buff_bronc_fan
                        Riiiight... Because women go hand in hand with a good sense of direction. I think I might tell that joke and just reverse it.
                        Well, not exactly true. They could find a mall in any place in the world.


                        But besides that, yea, I agree with you.
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